Audrina Patridge nude pics: The Empire Strikes Back

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Bob 'The Bitch': Oh Lord, I never thought I'd be here. I'm just so proud to be part of such a heavenly pair of jugs like Audrina's. I'd like to thank the Academy of Jugg Handlers for acknowledging my work with such a grand set of titons. As we all know, those were no small breasts to cup. I still can't believe I was able to keep up with Audrina's curvaceous boobies. It's not easy to keep your composure while holding a rack like that. It's like holding the cup(s) of the Carpenter. I'd also like to thank Audrina herself for believing that I could pull off such a daunting task. You took a chance on me when no other woman would. Lastly, I would like to thank all the critics who said I couldn't do it. The critics who thought my hands were too small, too stubby. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be here today. And thanks to the fans, if you'll let me stick around for a while longer, I promise to cup as many boobs as humanly possible. Thanks and good day. For those of you who missed the first nude spread. Bam!
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