Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob 'The Bitch': Ok this man, who for the sake of comedy we'll name Neo, gets to rub down Gisele Bundchen's perfect ass with oil. I'm going to kill my guidance counselor. How come the 'two-handfuls of heavenly ass rubdown' wasn't offered in the curriculum when I went to college. I would have been first in line. Can you imagine,

"Coach put me in, someone's gotta tame that ass before it walks all over us."

"Bob, c'mon you've been riding the bench all season long for a reason. You wouldn't know what to do with those hose-hounds if I gift wrapped em and mounted them on the wall for you. Forget it."

"But coach, I've been been waxing windows and watching Over The Top everyday for the past three months just like you told me to. I'm ready, Coach. Put me in."

"Ok, Bob. You want a shot to slay the two-headed dragon? Be my guest."

Thanks coach, I won't let you down.

"God save us all". And that's how a Tuesday in Ass-Patting 101 might of sounded.