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Dee:
This is where the line between celebrity gossip and heart breaking news is blurred. There’s no sense making a mockery out of this story so I’ll just get down to it. Last night around 7 PM TMZ reported that Britney Spears‘ Beverly Hills home was surrounded by police cars, fire trucks, an ambulance and a police chopper after Britney refused to give up her two kids, as per court orders, to K-Fed’s bodyguard. After a four hour stand-off between Britney and the cops, which drew the the likes of Britney’s lawyers, K-fed, and the rest of the media world, Britney finally released her kids to Ferderline and the LAPD. It is around this time that the cops realized that Britney was ” under the influence of an unknown substance”. Continue Reading: What happened last night at Britney’s house???

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Dee:
God, celeb retouches are my favorite posts. I feel so much better about myself now.
John:
Easy there, turbo. I think she’s detouched a little bit as well. I like Britney. I saw her eating a hot dog once at Pink’s, scout’s honor… and it was sorta’ hot in a really weird way.

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Larry Birkhead is the poor man’s playboy (Ayyyy)

Lilly Allen is…beautiful (Bedhead)

Just go to DListed because it’s an awesome site.

Carrie Underwood, take it or leave it (fugyourself)

Depp named biggest moneymaker of ‘07 (Daily Stab)

Lohan is still broke (Mollygood)

Photos of Natalie Portman from her new film (NataliePortman)

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Dee:
I don’t know what’s happening here and I don’t care.
John:
This is sooo cool. Good little Paris. You’re autographing a poster of yourself endorsing a canned champaign. And you did it AAALLL BY YOURSELF!

(Holy Candy has a great parody of the ad campaign)

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Dee:
Alison Jackson’s new book, Confidential, sets out to prove that the camera does lie. The celebrities in this gallery are perfect lookalikes, but our mind sees what it wants. The pictures are hysterical as well. Enjoy Derober, the World’s First Rollover Blog! (Unrelated note, Dane Cook just did something dumb. Check it out.)

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There are plenty more pictures! Continue Reading: Celebrity double-take.

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Dee:
Yesterday, celebrity r-tard Britney Spears missed yet another court ordered appearance. In case anyone is counting, that is Britney’s fifth no-show to court (and counting). And not surprisingly so, Britney’s lawyers have now filed a motion to quit her legal team after her latest no show. But where was Britney Wednesday during her disposition you ask? She was out aimlessly driving around LA trying to find her sanity. Sources have told us she is still looking.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL.
Yeah, that’s right I made a Shining reference. Britney would eat her own children if she could find em–Fact.

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