Breaking: Heath Ledger has died.

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Dee:
TMZ is reporting that Heath Ledger has passed away. The 2006 Academy Award nominee was found in dead in Mary-Kate Olsen’s apartment in Soho. No word yet as to Mary-Kate’s whereabouts at the time. A masseuse had arrived for an appointment and was let in by the housekeeper. When Heath did not respond to repeated knocks on his bedroom door, the two entered to find him unconscious. Heath was in full cardiac arrest lying face-down on the floor. Paramedics arrived and tried to revive him but all efforts were futile and he was pronounced dead at the scene.
TMZ is also reporting that his bedroom was “strewn with pills.” Apparently, there was prescription medication everywhere. Whatever the cause of death, Heath was an amazing human being. He possessed an inner incandescence which he carried with him always. He will be missed.

UPDATE: TMZ now reporting Heath was NOT at Mary-Kate’s apartment. Details coming…
BREAKING: Ledger’s body removed!

Mandy Moore can’t dress herself, but she can float

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Dee:
When thrown on my desk, these photos of Mandy Moore would usually auto-slide right off into my trashcan / kiln. BUT one of these pics caught my eye: Mandy Moore has a hoverboard! This is all true. I wonder if Micheal J Fox and Mandy carve out some air on the weekends together?

Leo:
My guess is “No” Dee. Micheal J Fox isn’t allowed to unscrew Oreo cookies, let alone play with his hoverboard. So insensitive…

Nicole Kidman…or should I say Sister Kidman

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Nicole Kidman admits that she was shopping around for nunneries after her divorce from Tom Cruise.
The Oscar-winning actress, whose 10-year marriage to Tom ended in 2001, was reportedly left so heartbroken she researched into joining a Catholic order that accepted divorced women…I guess she never found one. This drastic (almost) decision was obvioulsy an attempt to run as far and as fast as she could from Scientology. We’re just glad she able to escape from that Cult in one piece.

Bill Clinton “has a dream” of his own

The Ex-Pres was caught on video nodding off during a LOUD MLK Jr speech at the Convent Avenue Baptist Church in Harlem. Tssk Tssk Bill.

Creepy: Message to Scientology

Lately it seems that Scientology is the new Britney Spears in the tabloids. The underground hacker cell referred to as “Anonymous” or “Anon” has declared war on Scientology via a disturbing youtube video,

“Anonymous has decided that your organization should be destroyed.”

Since declaring war, Anon has hacked Scientology’s website and crashed it.

Breaking: Amy Winehouse caught smoking crack ON TAPE.

Dee:
This is truly sad. The talented and tortured Amy Winehouse is taped here smoking crack just minutes after snorting ecstacy and cocaine. The footage you see is taken from inside her East London home which is now squalid and infested by hangers-on and sycophants. Derober has subtitled the video to the best of our ability. You will find the subtitled video nowhere else. For all things Amy, click here. Full story here.

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Prediction…

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