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The Sun is reporting that Angelina Jolie is planning on delivering her child in a French castle in honor of her French mother, Marcheline Bertrand. The breakfast conversation with Brad went exactly like this:

“Hi Honey, I picked up those cuff links you wanted from Macy’s and I’m going to birth my baby in a French fortress. Pass the bacon.’

~The Angellego~

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It had been weeks since I saw Britney Spears‘ dreaded pink rug. I did everything to pray that I never saw it again. I lit candles at St. Judes’ Church and lumberyard, I chopped the heads off of all my pink haired trolls, and I converted to Islam. And all was going well until this morning when Britney’s British bastard cousin Amy Winehouse turned up wearing the wig. And so begins 1000 years of darkness. Sorry everyone. I’ve failed you.

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According to Star Magazine, Adnan is bragging to his friends that he knocked Britney up and is set for life.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star.”

Wow, the world’s shittiest mom is going to have another baby. That’s like allowing OJ Simpson to get married again and we all know that story ends. In other news, Britney’s parents are on the verge of suicide.

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Daniel Day Lewis dresses like an anthropomorphized clown car (Ayyyy)

The worst tattoos ever (Asylum)

Mischa Barton gets 4 misdemeanor counts (DailyStab)

The Lucy Pinder threesome (mannpill)

Amy Winehouse fitness video. Coming soon (BedHead)

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