A reason to not hate France for 3:25

TTC Travailler Orgasmic Remix

More Juice Please…

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Daniel Day Lewis dresses like an anthropomorphized clown car (Ayyyy)

The worst tattoos ever (Asylum)

Mischa Barton gets 4 misdemeanor counts (DailyStab)

The Lucy Pinder threesome (mannpill)

Amy Winehouse fitness video. Coming soon (BedHead)

Gary Busey is an asshole…to an 11 year-old.

At this point, it’s widely acknowledged that Gary Busey was really, really drunk at the Academy Awards. In this video, he is interviewed by an 11 year old and did everything except take her ball away and ground her for a month. Clown Shoes.

Owen Wilson might be dating Kate Hudson again

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John:
The two have been spotted out and about more than a couple times in the past week. This would be bad. How bad? I think Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters summed it up best:

“Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.”

Star Maps: Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch - Foreclosed!!!

5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd Los Olivos, CA 93441

Click Here to get directions to MJ’s Neverland Ranch

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It’s a sad day, Michael Jackson’s infamous Neverland Ranch is no more. The ex-pop-star is past-due on his $23 MILLION dollar mortgage and the bank is auctioning off the entire ranch AND everything inside to recoup losses. Not that it’s worth a good-god-damn -check out the photos below to see how abandoned the “molestival” is. We can only hope his pet monkey, Bubbles finds a nice new home to throw shit in.

UPDATE:  Jacko gets to keep his creepy compound -Click Here to read full story.

2 night photos of Neverland ranch provided by Jonathan Haeber. Thanks Jon.

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