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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Last night, in New York, at the Sundance Channel’s “ICONOCLASTS” Season 3 Celebration, our brown-bagger uncovered how she landed a roll in the upcoming ‘Batman: Dark Knight’ movie–she is a scarecrow. I mean, if a 747 plane flew into a field of corn I’m pretty sure this is what it would look like. Congrats, you’re truly scary.

John Says:
Oh,Bob, where do I begin? You obviously didn’t see Secretary. Maggie’s dirty-sexy gets channeled through a quirky face. So what? If you think Maggie deserves the bag, then please be kind enough to adorn all of your future female visitors in paper or plastic.

Leo says:
Bob: go take a short walk off a long cliff. For once I agree with John. Maggie G is the classic SEXY girl next door. Yes, she looks less than perfect in this pic, but I would never kick her out of the bed for eating crackers.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Saturday night, after a show in Atlanta, Kid Rock and his posse got in a brawl with a customer at the local Waffle House. What can I say, maybe the old saying “you can take the boy outta the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer outta the boy,” explains why Kid Rock beat-up on a local customer. Or maybe, Kid Rock just got pissed off at some jackass and lost it. But what I think is that Kid Rock is smart. I mean, think about it, what better way is there to promote that you have a new album coming out than to make all the tabloids by kicking someone’s ass. I don’t know, just a hunch.

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Britney Spears got new lips, and she’s even more disgusting than ever. (Pink is the New Blog)

Sandee Westgate reviews the Transformers DVD. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan’s nipples are popping out of that bikini. (CollegeHumor)

Kim Kardashian brings her big (fake?) boobs to the party. (DListed)

Amii Grove gets naked for ZOO. (ZOO NSFW)

Rachel Bilson is cute in cowboy boots. (PopSugar)

Find out what makes Britney Spears cry. (eBaum’s World)

Vince Vaughn and Vanessa Willams are an item. (Just Jared)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead brings cute to whole new level. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears got some visitation rights back. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is only beautiful in the right light. (A Socialite’s Life)

Kid Rock is as ugly as ever in his mug shot. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton at the Spike Scream Awards. (Hollywood Rag)

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John Says:
Recently, Julia Roberts noshed at an upscale Venice eatery. The server, whose name and employer will remain anonymous, said, “Julia showed up and had lunch with two industry types. When she finished, she picked up the bill and added 100% gratuity.” We know many of our readers are in the service industry so the Derobers have started Celebrity Gratuity. If you have any stories about celebs in your restaurant, good or bad, we want to hear about it. If a rich celeb runs you silly and doesn’t pony up, get back at them Derober-style!

Leo Says:
When we get the Celebrity Gratuity emails, I always worry that I’m suddenly going to hate a celebrity I’ve always loved… sorta’ like when I found out that Beck was a Scientologist. Thank God Julia is a good tipper, and also not a Scientologist.

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America’s first reality blog is going global, ya’ll… or locally global if that makes sense. Today they launched Dirty Sin City and Dirty Newport. We wish them the best of luck.

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Recently Kanye ‘bow in the presence of greatness’ West allowed Interior Design Magazine into his home. Amidst the carnage, we find that Kanye actually has a painting of himself on the ceiling above his kitchen table which depicts him as a god. Yep. God Kanye…and the hits keep right on coming. So light a fire, pour the Courvoisier, get cozy, and enjoy as Kanye’s crib gets derobed. If you like it, check out the Derober homepage.

If you don’t like it, then just check out Gemma Atkinson in a bikini here.

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Here is the painting on the ceiling above the kitchen table

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Kanye’s shoe closet

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Kanye’s dying living room

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