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Dee:
Here’s a question. Let’s say you produce a show called Zoey 101 which was aimed at kids age 9-14. Now let’s say the lead for that show got knocked up and parents from all over the US A wrote in expressing their profound disappointment. What would you do? The producers for the Nickelodeon show are asking themselves that very question right now. And there are no easy answers. The producers are planning a special that would aim to help parents deal with questions from their young children and fans of Jamie Lynn’s show. And that’s all they got. It doesn’t look good for the future of the ‘Zoey’… at all.

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Dee:
This is just…awkward. I hope it’s not true, but pagesix is reporting that Dexter star Michael C. Hall is dating co-star Jennifer Carpenter in real life. If you aren’t familiar with Dexter, Dexter’s sister on the show is played by Carpenter (poorly I might add). So to see them dating in real life is a real buzz-kill. It’s like when I found out that Princess Leia kissed her brother Luke Skywalker–except this is for real. I’m…creeped out.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s official, Dexter must kill his sister on the show. Please, spare me the whimpering shit-show that Carpenter spews out every week on the show as Debra. Special agent Lundy doesn’t love you, let it go.

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Dee:
Camera’s caught the Rehab singer getting dolled up for her weekly conjugal with husband-turned-prison-bitch Blake Fielder-Civil yesterday. She looks like she’s a a great deal of discomfort.

John:
Haaa. That baby has clothes on! More rum!

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Dee:
I think that’s Fergie but no one can be certain. Egotastic called this “A really bad photoshop job.” I think that just about sums it up.

John:
Is this a new blow-up doll? I gotta’ get this for my, um, friend for Christmas but I can’t find the ordering info. I need to get this doll for my friend now! I want names and numbers people.

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Dee:
For those of you Beatles loving / Heather Mills hating people out there, this story is sure to make you happy. Apparently the money-grubbing whore might have a lawsuit against herself for a change. Her former lawyers have threatened to sue her if she doesn’t pay them their legal bills, which they say are well overdue. The total bill after tax for Heather…$4 million! Oops Heather, you may have spread yourself a little thin on this whole ordeal.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Here’s an idea Heather, don’t F with a Beatle. It’s like trying to sue the pope. I tried it once and now I’m going to Hell. By the way, now might be a good time to take Paul’s settlement offer.

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