Montag video hits #7 on iTunes. She’s still #1 in our book.

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John:
Heidi’s video for her song “Higher” was iTune’s #7 hit. But Heidi wasn’t all smiles about what’s been said about her since the release of her McVideo:

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” The Hills star tells Us.
“I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”
“I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams,” Montag says.

Kanye West Flashing Lights music video: disturbing

WTF?!?!

Is that Kanye West in the trunk? Seek help Mr West…

The Derobers actually saw this coming:

 

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All Hail Marisa Miller: SI Swimsuit Cover Girl

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It’s about GD time! Marisa Miller has been posing for SI’s Swimsuit Issue for 7 years and she finally got the cover. She’s not only topless on the cover, she is wearing nothing but body paint on the inside spread. Gross, I know. She’ll probably have to take a long, hot, steamy shower to get all that paint off -especially from the hard to reach areas. . .what was I talking about…?

Add insult to injury…? Sure

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Photo courtesy of pagesix.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
People say it’s in bad taste to kick an opponent while their down. Luckily for me I’m Irish. Every girl’s dream QB, Tom Brady, may not be as pretty as he appears. According to Pagesix.com Tom is actually going bald. About two weeks ago Tom strolled into a Seventh Avenue building in NYC that contained several medical offices: a podiatrist, a chiropractic practice, and a trichologist (that’s a hair restoration specialist)–stop me if you heard this one. PageSix first called the podiatrist (for his suspect right foot), but the receptionist there said, “No, he wasn’t here.” PageSix then called the chiropractic practice, but the receptionist there said, “No, he didn’t come in.”

Finally, PageSix.com phoned AMD Lab USA, a trichologist (you remember, the place for someone losing their hair), and was told, very pointedly, “No comment.”

AHAA! I’m on to you Tom. Your days of GQ and goat fornication are numbered. The Bitch is on your case.

Star claims Britney and Adnon married in Mexico.

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Dee:
The New York Daily News nabbed this cover before it goes to newsstands. The article claims:

(Star) says she “secretly wed” lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry.
Star editor Candace Trunzo tells me: “Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist.”
More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn’s exit.

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