Derober

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John:
Here is Paris Hilton’s new campaign for Guess’ spring collection. She looks like she’s about to fart. For all I know, she could be sitting on a toilet. Oh, Paris, you’re a clown, but you’re a rich clown. So I hope you’re happy.

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Photo courtesy of insane genius’ at www.worth1000.com
John:
This photo is what Derober is really all about. Roll your mouse over it and have a laugh. Ashley has dropped off the radar recently because nobody cares but we just wanted to let her know that we’re here…and we’re waiting.

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John:
Times must be tough. Poor guy. Anyway, he’s Paris Hilton shopping in London without a bra on. I like when she does this, it’s like she looks at all the stuff she packed and says to herself, ‘you know what’s funny, I didn’t pack any panties either.’

I just made all that up but I’m pretty sure every word of it was true.

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John:
Laura Vandervoort of Smallville went to the premiere of Into the Blue and forgot to invite me. It’s fine, we’re going through a rough patch because of some other supermodel that happened a long time ago but that’s not the point. The point is, I don’t know who those chicks photobombing my wife are, but they’d better tone down the ‘jealous much meter’ before I have to intervene.

And I will intervene. It’s one of my favorite words to do

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John:
Meg Gibson’s wife, Robyn, has filed for divorce siting ‘irreconcilable differences.’ And she stands to make a small fortune according to TMZ,

There is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50.
Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

This one is gonna’ get messy. I hope Mel doesn’t hit the bottle again seeing as his Freeeeeeeeeedom! is going to cost a couple hundred million dollars.