Derober

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12 80’s movies that are perfect (doubleviking)
Don’t drink and invent (asylum)
Jessica Simpson has tits of glory, really (on205th)
Victoria Beckham rocks Allure magazine (Pink)
Beautiful Indiana girl proves not everything about my state sucks (bustedcoverage)
Drunk girls do jello shots off belly…yep (loserswithsocks)
Hilarious biker wheelie wipe-out video (donchavez)
Paris ready to give birth out of spite (celebwarship)
Biker eats it on road sign video. AWESOME (yepyepgibbs)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is that part in the movie where the near dead man sees hazy palm trees in the distance of a barren desert. Do our eyes deceive us or did Megan Fox actually just admit that she would love to do a movie sans clothing. GIRL POWER, bitches. I love a girl who takes the initiative in making my fantasies a reality. In an interview with Daily Star Megan admitted,

“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

I don’t know if Megan’s statement is empowering to woman everywhere or not but for the sake of Fox in the nude I’m going to lie and say, “Yes.” I’m sure women in the 30s loved to do films in the nude because it gave them a sense of power over the men shooting them. Errr wait, you know what I’ll just stop myself before shoot my fantasy in the foot. Yaaaah naked women. Fight the power one tit at a time.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits. John you owe me a milkshake. The funny couple dated for 5 awkward years. Let’s face it, Silverman is hotter and funnier than Kimmel, so unless he has a magic thunderstick that can make a grown woman cry, this relationship was doomed from the get-go.  According to Vanity Fair,

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Congratulations!

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Disney’s predicted response

John:
Some teenager hacked into Miley Cyrus’ cellphone and stole a bunch of images. I guess there are some additional nude photos out there the hacker is attempting to sell. Sadly, the hacker was not told that nude pictures of a 15 year-old cannot be sold to TMZ because that’s illegal as shit. But I admire the grit and determination it takes to hack a celebrities cell phone and make post like this on Derober.com possible. Rock on, young hacker, rock on.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh the memories Jess and I have shared on the banks of Lake Tahoe. Whether I’m flashing the locals, rocking out a deuce over the railing of my boat or just challenging sharks to a sporting contest of murder, Jessica Simpson never fails to wave politely. We’re like this. Ever since I cured her of the measles (on her vagina ;)) she has always made time for me. And you know what Jess, I will always make time for you.

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