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We’d say more of a full-body fish makeover. But that’s OK, if the ex-porn star wants to spend her retirement blending in with a school of fish, then who are we to judge her. Good luck Nemo, we’re right behind you. PS–‘Fucking Nemo’…kinda has a nice ring for a porn movie title.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt celebrated her birthday at some shittious club ALONE. By themselves. No friends were seen in any of the photos. Paparazzi wasn’t even there. These photos were taken by a 10 second timer on Spencer’s digital camera that he placed on a cocktail table. The camera was subsequently stolen by someone who thought there may be some disgusting post-surgery Heidi photos on it. To his dismay there were only photos of Spencer flexing.

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John Says:
Here’s how it breaks down: K-Fed gets a $20,000 per month allowance in accordance with the pre-nup. Today TMZ uncovered documents that cut K-Fed off at the end of October for good. This story is developing but both Leo and I are praying for the day we go down head down to skid row and buy a dime bag from Fed-Ex.

Leo Says:
Dear Lord, please let me buy a dime bag from K-Fed on skid row and have a picture to prove it so I can post it on my blog and make America smile. Amen.

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At the 2007 Emmies, Ellen Pompeo displayed her secret to keeping such a slender figure–she conjures lightning bolts straight into her ass. She looks creepy though. I mean have you seen that hair? It’s like a cross between Beethoven, Amadeus, and Marve from the ‘Home Alone’ series. Just awkward.

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…but 50 Cent wins the staring contest. We are all now uncomfortable for witnessing this.

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