Kiefer Sutherland is responsible

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Kiefer Sutherland was arrested last night in Beverly Hills for drunk driving AGAIN. He was on his way to be honored by a Canadian Actors’ Union when he was presumably caught bonging Molson Ice while attempting to drive on 2 wheels. This is his 4th DUI and 1st Canadian Actor Award for lifetime achievement. Congrats!

What will rehab do to Lilo?

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John Says:
I think Rehab will work. This place in Utah, The Cirque Lodge, doesn’t fuck about. It’s serious business up there. Hopefully, she sets her mind right and gets the help she needs.

Leo Says:
Help, the only thing she’s going to help herself to is a bunch more drugs. I like to think of Lindsay sneaking in paraphernalia and chugging Listerine; things homeless people do. Anyway, this picture freaks me out.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I think Lohan should quit this pointless rehab, quit crying, and force herself to stop all this drug nonsense.

John says:
Nobody cares what you think Bob.

The Brad-y bunch adds another import to their garage

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Yes, it’s true, the Daily Mail claims that Brangolina are adopting yet another kid. A baby girl from Burma. I wonder how they go about selecting these “golden children”? Do they go by cuteness? Do they make the kids go through a Double Dare Physical Challenge? There are thousands of underprivileged children in 3rd world countries, so how do they choose -really? I personally think the choose by shaking and prodding them like fresh produce?

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Prediction

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Derober attained a snapshot of the future. Incredible we know. This is Nicole Richie today and 5 months from now. Somehow, I’m not surprised she is still wearing a bikini in her 3rd trimester.

Chris Crocker Balls For Britney

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Everybody’s biggest crybaby just might be playing us all for fiddles. Coming off the recent popularity of his Youtube video which has over 12 million clicks (and counting), Crocker has just been asked to host his own show on an undisclosed TV station. So keep on crying Chris, and one day you may be the new Oprah.—-But God, we hope not.