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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Wife Swappin bitches! You know, when Scientologists aren’t worshiping aliens or jumping on couches they like to spice up their love life just like any other human being. Take Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (SNOOZE FEST), and now insert Victoria Beckham in the place of Katie and you got one sexy tea-party. I mean look at this…it almost looks like it’s meant to be.

Leo says:
Gee, that’s a terrific idea Bob. Just one thing. You’re a retard! Tom Cruise is crazy, and if you combine the antics of Victoria Beckham you’ve got one awful and corrosive combination. That wouldn’t be a fun combination. All that would happen is they would fight and bicker keeping all of LA up late at night. You need Katie Holmes, boring as she may be, to help be a steady equalizer in Tom’s life.

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Jessica Biel loses interest in Justin Timberlake after reportedly hooking up with Ronald McDonald in a posh LA nightclub. Jessica neglected to comment, however, here at Derober, the phrase ‘sleeping your way to the top’ popped into our minds. But who better to do it with than the Mac himself.

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Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining Britney, you’re not fooling anyone. Britney might as well have entered the stage from an overturned porta-potty at the 2007 VMAs. Now we all know that Brit cannonballed off the deep-end the better part of the new millineum, but Brit, do us all a favor next time your asked to perform at a “major” award show, consult your handlers, publicists, family, and mirror before saying, “Sure ya’ll, sounds like fun!”

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An uber-thin Keira Knightley goes match.com slumming at the Venice Film Festival.
When derober asked how her night was going she said,

“Who are you? And why is it so cold in the middle of August. I’m fucking freezing.”

Sources say it was really warm out that night.

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Drew took time out from filming “He’s just not that into you” to remind people why.

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