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John:
Jodie Marsh is England’s biggest TV personality according to this one really retarded Brit I know. I don’t know who that guy sitting next to Jodie is, but I don’t blame him for what he did. It wasn’t his fault. He knew those cameras were rolling at that he’d be caught red-handed if he moved that arm. But somehow he convinced himself he was in control; that he’d just look up and give the paps a nice wave, let them know he’s a nice guy and - DAMN! Damn it all to hell!

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John:
For those of you who find this image disturbing, the women’s room is right here. Miley Cyrus is throwing herself a 16th Birthday party at Disneyland and she wants all her friends to come. Wait! There’s a catch. Tickets for the concert are starting at $300. That’s a lot of money. I remember when I was 12 my dad gave me a $20 bill and I tried to buy land in Hawaii with it. Did I mention that last year at this time Miley’s average concert ticket was a c-hair above $60? Now that is disturbing. Gouging kids and parents to listen to pre-recorded lyrics is bad enough. Pulling that shit during a recession is another. For $300, you’d better be doing this whole concert naked riding an Flamingo, Miles.

I’m categorizing this post under ‘Miley Cyrus is an asshole dickhead’. It’s harsh, yes. But so is life.

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Gay Mortal combat video and MUCH MORE (doubleviking)
Porn film shot on kids playground (asylum)
Valarie, the girl I always wanted (and still want) to do (bustedcoverage)
Joanna and Krystal = Two chicks at the same time (dirtyrottenwhore)
Creepy guys posing with porn stars (uncoached)
Brad Pitt and George Clooney stop by our neighborhood in Venice (celebwarship)
Kid gets poned by exercise ball-HYSTERICAL (donchavez)
Elsa in bikini is worth click for sure (on205th)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Kate Moss just loves to get naked..fact. I think she wakes up and says to herself, “Kate, I don’t care how you do it but find a way to stay naked today. Oh…wait..you have another nude photoshoot? Perfect.” Seriously, after a few months with Kate guys have to throw clothes on her to get off. True story. Anyways, for the everyday Joe like myself it is an honor to see her tight little body on display. A true testament of time. Kate gives hope to all men who ever dream of bagging a babe that never gets fat and ugly. Dream on fellas, dream on. Live….live for me…..

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Diddly pleads with his “Saudi Arabian Brothers” to lower gas prices because he “needs oil for his jet.” The only way this could be more pathetic is if Diddy was in a wheelchair holding a Rwandan baby while they are attacked by a bear. Just sayin’

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