Derober

Part of the PG Porn series (totally SFW). Enjoy!

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John:
Usher went to Paris to celebrate his wife not being dead with a really amazing looking stripper. I almost called her a hooker but she’s way too hot for that. I mean, she hooked once or twice but for like drug czars and oil magnates. So I don’t blame him. No, not one bit. 

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John:
Paris Hilton is still at the beach in Hawaii. We don’t know if she has slept or gone inside. We will fill you in if this happens although it seems unlikely. We don’t know why we don’t like Paris. It’s not her false sense of entitlement or the fact that she thinks a gallon of milk costs $58. When we pinpoint the hatred we’ll let you know.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I know what you’re all thinking. This photo rocks. It does so little yet says so much. It’s as if I summed up Paris’ entire life in one derobing. Your welcome internet. Look at her. You’re looking at woman that would auction off an entire village of Rwandan children if she thought it could get her a new pair of Dior sunglasses. But lets not kid ourselves, Paris doesn’t need the money. It’s more likely she would eat the Rwandan kids for a little PR. I can see the add now for her bid to be the next president of the United States. Rwandan cannibal, or presidential hopeful?? You decide.

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John:
I don’t even know what I’m looking at here. Is this English? Do I need some sort of google translator here?From what I gather it looks like Suri Cruise is now dating a midget and the Bachelor got a sex change. Aside from that, I just see some garbage cans and used needles.