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Dee:
The story goes like this:
According AgentBedHead and ohnotheydidnt, the guy pictured below referred to only as ‘boyfriend’ was driving around New Orleans yesterday when he noticed a Honda Element driving in front of him with ‘Jolie’ tags. The burgeoning paparazzi pulls out his camera phone and snaps a couple pics. ‘Boyfriend’ then pulls up next to the car Continue Reading: Burning Question: Is this Angelina Jolie’s license plate?

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Dee:
It’s that time of year again -when celebrities get pregnant the tabloids pay top dollar for the first look at the newborn. According to MSN.com, Nicole Richie is selling pics of her new baby gal, Harlow to People magazine for a cool $1,000,000. Us Weekly and People magazine are in a bidding war for Cristina Aguilera’s li’l dude Max’s pictorial debut; we’re told these pics will go for around 1.5 mil.

But the “big money” will go to Brad and Angelina’s (possible) twin-kiddo photos. The bidding hasn’t started yet, but their first baby, Shilo’s pics sold for a retarded 4 million dollars -but, the loot did go to charity, so that makes it a little less retarded.

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Leo:
I wonder why my parents didn’t get paid any cash for my baby pictures? In fact, they PAID Olan Mills $29.99 for 2 8×10’s, 10 5×7’s and 20 wallet-sized baby pics.

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Dee:
Tonight at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Angelina Jolie put all the pregnancy rumors to bed by wearing a tent to the show. We still can’t confirm if it’s twins or not. By the looks of it, we’re not ruling out triplets.
John:
The Derobers have obtained an exclusive photo of Brad Pitt’s sperm. True story. See for yourself.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
According to the Italian Media Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. No shit, sorry Brad. You admitted you wanted to be a father, little did you know when you signed up to be the father of Angelina’s children you would be running a day-care clinic. Watch out for boobie traps and always keep your hands firmly cupped around your testicles, because if this kid turns out to be anything like her mother than she’s bound to be a demonic spawn who cuts herself. Definitely, not to be trusted.

John:
Bob, what’s the weather like on fantasy island? I’ll bet it’s sunny and warm. Have you seen Anglelina lately? She’s so thin I don’t know what I’m looking at half the time. The baby would have to carry Angelina around. Don’t know how this load of crap made it from Italy to here. But leave it to Bob to believe any of it.

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John says:
Let’s get it out in the open. Angelina used to fight mummies, tattoo herself, steal cars, and swap blood, all while wearing very little clothing. Now Suzie Homemaker is making projects that sound like boring breakfast cereals, Atlas Shrugged, The Good Shephard, and Mighty Heart. Here’s some advice: America loved you because you’re a statuasque headstrong badass. You’re a movie star, Angie, not an art house queen. There is a world of difference.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Well I think Angi’s just trying to branch out as an actor. I mean, lets face it, she’s done the ‘I’m a tough chick’ thing, and now she wants to show her nurturing side (whether it’s there or not). Remember, she has kids now and has to set a good example.

John says:
That’s a decent point Bob, but allow me to retort…you are a wussy, and a suck-up. Angi, has done more than enough to make her kids the happiest ones on earth. They don’t need Hallmark caliber movies; they need food, shelter, and the bare essentials. And by the way Bob, give it up, Angi will never go out with you…ever.

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