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John:
Audrina Partridge and her sister, Dozer, went to the MGM Grand to be almost famous over the weekend. Her sister’s name isn’t really Dozer. I just call it like I see it. Audrina is going to have to come up with a new gimmick soon to get our attention. I’m over here giving her a face-boob transplant just to spice things up ’cause the bikini thing is startin’ to wear thin. Did somebody say Playboy?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There are a few constants in my life. My need for gratuitous shotgun blasts. My hatred of douchebags getting laid…period. And my love of tits. Specifically, side boobs in this case. Audrina Partridge has done to me what General Patton did to Rommel’s tank army. She read my book. Seriously, if I were to give a play-by-play book on how to stay on my good-side, then excluding the use of shotguns and or providing an endless stream of cotton candy Audrina is perfect. She completes me. She sets my loans on fire. And anyone who knows me well knows that’s a privilege. An honor fit for the god’s, so to speak.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Listen, I only had time for one post today and it would be unfair NOT to include each of these two beautimous babes. Audrina Partridge and Neri..Nare….the chick who was banging Cristiano Ronaldo a few months back; we’ll call her Sally for simplicity’s sake. Anyways, Audrina and Sally’s rocking tits have been a constant source of inspiration in my life. Kind of like Adrian was to Rocky, or rocks are to a crack-head. And in my darkest hour when I question the very meaning of life a beam of white light bursts out of the blackness. All I can make out though the blinding glow are these two sets of heavenly tits. And suddenly my purpose in life becomes very clear–I must run for president.

Vote ‘The Bitch’ in 2020. If you like atomic breasts then I am your man.

BTW–Sally’s real name is Nereida Gallardo, just in case you need her help.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is what doesn’t happen to people who sit and read books. In fact, ladies, why are you even taking the time to read this post? You should be out there doing squat thrusts, ass sit-ups, tit-push ups, and getting a boob job immediately. Early bird gets the rack, right? And all though these ’spontaneous’ photos of Audrina Partridge by the pool are as real as her tits, I still would sell my soul and the guy’s next to me for one glorious motorboat in those heavely bags.

Remember, burning books are bad, but reading them are even worse.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me be the first to say these women were not born from a mother like you and me. They were forged in the fires of Mount Doom. A trifecta of tits so powerful that when combined they can bring lakes to boil, turn mountains to rubble and even make the Riverdance look not gay. Simply put, Audrina, Rosario, and Katie are in a stratosphere all to themselves. A Tit-Twilight zone.

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