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Darby Gunpowder:
35 year-young Kate Beckinsale was on vacation in Cabo this past weekend and she looked like a delicious creamsicle. I want to eat her. Literally, I would do it. Call me crazy, but I would dig in to that ass like Sally Struthers. She would be my breakfast, lunch, dinner, 4th meal (registered trademark TacoBell, all rights reserved) and desert. I would serve a life sentence for eating Kate Beckinsale. I would do it. Tell me I wouldn’t. The little people in my head can’t have any though. They can watch, but they can’t share in my Kate Beckinsale smorgasbord.

Update: I would do it.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Isla Fisher seen here with her post-baby-body at the beach with husband Sasha and runt. So cute and happy and perfect and horrible. Isla, please retire that cum-rag of an excuse for a bathing suit. Decisions like this really test my all-consuming crush on you. The only thing you can do to salvage my love for you is to pose nude in ‘Spread Eagle Weekly’.

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Darby Gunpowder:
OP clothing line is making a big push for summer, signing some big names to whore their once dope line. My first thought when I saw these bullshit Abercrombish photos was that Kristin Cavallari makes me want to cry. My second thought was, “SWEET! Chewbacca!” John ruined my day when he broke the news that the adorable Wookie was actually Rumor Willis. Thanks John -shoot me with a Bowcaster while you’re at it.

For a little something easier on the eyes, check out some pics of the lovely Kristen Cavallari here.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There he is. It’s well known that I believe Jack Nicholson circa 1979 is one of the sexiest men on the planet…ever. I’m not ashamed to say it. Every time I see him pop his head through the door in ‘The Shining’ it conjures up memories of the first playboy I ever saw. You might say I have a small man-crush. And if you combine my love of Jack’s head with a playmate’s body it’s like a perfect storm of goodness. It’s like cotton-candy with steak or playing the Legend of Zelda while having sex. It’s only a dream right now, but one day. God damnit, one day!

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