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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Derober’s winner of the 2007 ‘Ugliest woman alive’ award, Amy Winehouse is back in the news for headbutting people while in a drunken stupor. Seriously. It all went down last night as The Sun reports:

Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.
She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.

Amy then realized that she hadn’t met her ‘destruction quota’ for the night and thus decided to head to another bar.

She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”
Another man tried to get her a cab, but she reportedly thought he was trying to molest her and allegedly butted him in the face.

She also headbutted another man while at the bar when he refused to let her play pool before she went home. But when you’re the ‘ugliest woman alive’ you have nowhere to go but up so a drunken headbutting rampage almost improves your image. A few more nights like that and she might actually be able to shake peoples hands in broad daylight.

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Dee:
Everyone’s favorite train wreck (from the UK) Amy Winehouse was booed offstage while at the first stop of her UK tour in Birmingham last night. Apparently, she was performing like a drunken slob as she mumbled the shitty lyrics of her songs to her adoring fans. Then, at one point, Amy dedicated a song to her recently departed husband (doing time) Blake Fielder-Civil who is currently in prison for witness tampering. The Crowd responded with an onslaught of boos which Amy retorted to by saying, according to BBC:
“To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.” She then stormed offstage in anger.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Amy, in all honesty your husband is a drug addict and a criminal. You need to stop being the crazy chick that you are and realize that your fans are the only reason you’re famous. PS–you’re not enough of a diva to storm offstage. That right is reserved for women with talent, not drunken wh*%#s with bad dental plans.

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Dee:
For those who don’t know, a ‘tour rider’ is a list of little extras that a singer wants to have at his/her concert. Amy Winehouse has a lot of little extras. Her rider is nearly 5 pages long. We’ve put together a list of highlights. For more, check out Rolling Stone.

3 bottles red wine
1 (large) bottle vodka
1 bottle courvoisier
1 bottle crystal
20 fruit smoothies
3 cartons orange juice
1 case red bull
1 case diet coke
1 case coke
2 cases heineken
1 bag organic salad
2 bags of haribo sweets
2 chilled flutes of Vueve Cliquot immediately after show.
2 “sober assistants
2 cartons cigarettes
3 warm, fresh pizzas
1 pack green tea
1 kettle and toaster
2 bottles of jack daniels “at room temperature”
2 jars of honey
4 chicken wings
1 partridge in a pear tree (kidding)

John:
Amy just became my personal hero for a day. The scraps from her table could get a small island intoxicated. Amy, I’ll follow you anywhere.
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Dee:
Once an alcoholic, always and alcoholic. Credit the little ears over at Damimcute. This is what one of the servers at the Viceroy in Santa Monica had to say when Lilo popped in for a late lunch yesterday:

“She was fine at first, but it was obviously too soon for her to be around people who were drinking, because she later asked the server for a vodka.

“But her people had called ahead and servers were told not to give in no matter how often Lindsay asked for alcohol.”

“I heard the waitress say that she was sorry but she wasn’t allowed to serve her. Lindsay walked out soon after, looking embarrassed.”

John:
Watching Lilo hopping around LA is like watching the ball drop in Times Square. Pretty soon there’s gonna’ be some drunk fireworks.

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John says:
At her concert in Zurich, Amy was drinking heavily on stage, cursing, and even crying. One fan said, “She was staggering all over the stage and couldn’t remember the lyrics to her own song.” C’mon everybody, the girl is famous for a song about rehab. What did you think you were going to get? Go Amy! I love this girl. At least she doesn’t pretend to be a bad girl like lil’ Avril. Nope. Wino is the real deal. Oh yeah, and you probably should get some help, dear. More Amy on Derober’s home page. Check it out and don’t forget to bookmark!

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