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John:
Lindsay Lohan is in Cabo with Samantha Ronson this week doing unholy things to each other. In this side-by-side comparison I’ve put together, you can see that Lindsay has what I call an ass. Ronson, on the other hand, has what is commonly referred to as a dumper. Ronson can barely hold herself upright for Christ sake. Being a lesbian dating a hot girl is soooo hard. Whaaaaaa! She looks like she might fall over and break her self-esteem at any second. This has become a total shit show. Que the reaper.

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Darby Gunpowder:
With all the criticism Jessica Simpson has gotten lately, we figured a some nice words were in order for the country/pop star: Nice crack Jess.
Sorry, that’s all I could muster…

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John:
Anna Kournikova poses for this months issue of Maxim. I’m a natural born boob guy myself. But times are a changin’ and by that I mean I’m not a boob guy anymore. I wanna’ fall asleep on that ass. I want to take that ass out to dinner just to watch it make other asses jealous. I wanna ass-motorboat, ass-punch, and then ass-train it for the Olympics (to win the all around in ass.)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
I’m a man of my word. Really when I see an ass like this I normally roll around the grass on my back begging for biscuits. But a closer examination of these pics reveals that Kristen Bell is being accompanied by a giant bag of douche. Ex Punk-er and former hemorrhoid Dax Shepard can be seen groping Bell’s ass in a manner that spoils my morning hangover. I just wanted to revel in my own self-loathing in peace but no, now I have to be reminded why Kristen Bell’s ass will never be mine.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Grey’s Anatomy star, Kate Walsh, and her bare booty are seen here on the set of Private Practice. We’ve all heard the rumors about how she is allergic to panties, but this gust of wind confirmed our suspicions. Seeing that I my expertise lies in boobs, specifically mammalian, I have no grounds for rump judgment in this case. I will however note that home-girl is 41 years old, so by default, her ass is in the 99th percentile for women in her age bracket. Well done Katie, now show us your tits.

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