Debra Messing knows fashion like I know quantum physics

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WTF is that? Really, we here at Derober want to know. What the fuck is that?

Derober takes a page from Webster’s Dictionary

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All hail Petra Nemcova!!!

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What if Bruce Willis and Demi Moore had a kid?!

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Rumor Willis is a true blue Bengal…and I don’t mean a fan of Cincinnati’s football team. Definition of “Bengal” courtesy of urbandictionary.com and Doug, (who’s sister is a whore): Ben*gal (adj.): Sweet uniform, fucked up helmet. Add this to your lexicon people.
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Cristina Aguilera is not pregnant…

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…however, Derober’s X-Ray machines begs to differ.

Ashlee Simpson Nose What She’s Doing

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Oh Ashlee, you trying to deny (or not confirm) your nose job is like a Star Jones denying that she’s had liposuction. I mean, we can’t blame you for getting the surgery cause lets face it that nose had its own self-sustaining ecosystem around it. But c’mon don’t deny it, the world didn’t all become blind, deaf, and dumb the day of your surgery.