Celebrity Steroids

Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite celebrity got juiced? Here is your answer. Photos courtesy of our sister site, The Chive.

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Celebrity Caricatures - Part 1 [14 pics]

Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to the first installment of Celebrity Caricatures. Here at Derober, we hate celebrities, but these pics are too cool poke fun at -they speak for themselves. Roll your mouse over the photos to reveal the muse behind the face. Enjoy, and don’t forget to check out our homepage for the usual satire and T&A.

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Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag coming out with video game

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It’s official Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are from Neptune. The couple is releasing a video game starring themselves. Hopefully the game is called, “Kill Heidi and Spencer and get points and win”

Here’s what Spencer told US Weekly,

“We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game,” Pratt told Usmagazine.com last week at video game giant Electronic Arts’ Burnout Paradise pre-Valentine’s Day lounge in L.A. “It’s top secret. Let’s just say that everyone will be addicted. You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”

He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

Expect the game to hit shelves in 2009, Pratt said, “right around Christmastime, probably.”

God help us all.

I wish Rachel Bilson wasn’t a liar

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Nice try Rachel, we all know you are being paid by Hayden to tell the world that he is a good kisser. In a recent interview, my future wife (Rachel Bilson) gushed about her Jumper co-star, Hayden Christensen,

“To all the ladies who I’m sure would like to know,” Rachel said, smirking. “He was a good kisser!”

Lies. Lies. Lies.

Li’l Romeo gets his big on

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Wrong Li’l Romeo. . . Let’s give celebrity gossip a break for a minute! There is a 2ft 9in dwarf in India who can bench press my mom’s ‘Sweatin to the Oldies’ 2.5 lb dumbbells without breaking a sweat. His name: Romeo. His mission: to dance with his idol, Jazzy-B.
These photos are not photoshoped -this little ankle-biter sleeps under the same stars as you do.