Dee:
Psycho stalker -and priest, Rev. David Ajemian was arrested for maliciously stalking Conan O’Brien and his family. After being denied access to a taping of Conan, the priest sent a note saying,
“Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?”…”I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution — or a spot on your couch.”
who signed the notes “Padre”.
Leo:
I’m a big Conan fan myself. Maybe I should start stalking Conan to fill the void in his life…
Dee:
Although Rihanna appears to be a pro at feeling up chics, she is reportedly head over heals for Josh Hartnett. This news, by the way came from her own dirty mouth,
“He is so hot and he is really sweet to me…” “When we hang out it feels right – even though it’s pretty new. I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends… I have so fallen for him, he’s lovely.”
Josh most likely responded by saying,
“I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do have a girl who would be pretty mad if she heard me say that.”
Leo:
I think Josh Hartnett is a douche, but I have no concrete evidence to back up this opinion…damn.
Dee: Paris Hilton is trick-or-treating her way across the globe. First it was Moscow to promote Plastinina’s childish clothing line for 2 milion dollars. Now, Paris and Nikki Hilton are in Roppongi, Tokyo to promote pal Samantha Thavasa’s handbags and accessories. They are being paid $500,000 each to show up and mingle. I used to like those handbags.
John:
No more Mr. Nice John. Your gonna’ get it now, Paris, both barrels. Does anybody know where Paris is supposed to be right now? Rwanda. Yep. She was supposed to leave last week for the impoverished country to represent ‘The Playing for Good Foundation’, which links businesses and celebs with a multitude of charities benefiting children and families in need. Now, ‘Playing for Good’ claims they had to reschedule Paris but don’t believe a single word. Paris simply prefers the almighty corporate dollar to real issues. So much for post-prison-Paris who wanted to “help others.” Paris is in it for #1. Period. If anybody has a Samantha Thavasa’s bag, please take it back to the store and send the cash to Rwanda. Any purchase of those bags just lines Paris’ already deep pockets.
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John: Jay-Z, Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri attend a party hosted by Jay-Z in Atlanta. According to one of our spies:
“Jay was signing autographs and pouring champaign. At one point walked up on my boy, handed him a $20, and said “Get a drink. No empty hands tonight, son.”
Jay is promoting his new album, “American Gangster,” which is “inspired” by the movie. An industry insider says,
“He is scrambling - the first single, ‘Blue Magic,’ isn’t being played on radio. It’s the first time in his career he’s not doing well.”
We say, F that. Give ‘em the wood, Jay. You have the gift and the platinum records to back it up. Our white asses will continue to dance awkwardly to your music until you stop making it.
Dee:
Monday’s ‘Tyra’ was dedicated to the woman’s nether regions and sure enough every man in the world tuned in to figure out the woman’s rubik’s cube. This hour long vagina fest was dubbed, “Ground Zero” by Tyra Banks:
“I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important. We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”
Leo:
For once my attention was taken off of Tyra’s other landing strip: her ginormous forehead.
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