Yes, even gravity effects people with God-syndrome: Madonna fell on her ass during a concert in Rio. She tried to pawn it off as if she meant to do it, but it’s obvious she slipped and fell like most old ladies do…Nice try Madge, but everyone falls on their ass sometimes and it’s funny every time. If there was an actual career where you get paid to watch people fall down all day, then I quit. Where do I sign?
Now if we can only get Kanye West to slip and fall and break his neck and face bones…all of them.
Here’s the vid of her holiness eating shit:
Taking her act across the pond, Miley Cyrus turned up in London over the weekend for a performance on BBC The Switch Live on Sunday. The soon-to-be 16-year-old starlet took the stage at the Hammersmith Apollo, performing with a lineup that included Fall Out Boy and Ne-Yo.
I copied and pasted the first two sentences from the Daily Mail so my report would sound ‘newsy’ and informed. Now here is what is really going on in Miley’s life:
Miley is 16 and dating an underwear model = gutterball
Miley is choking down anything with an oblong shape = gutterball
Miley’s dad = gutterball
Miley’s concert ticket price$ = gutterball
Fall Out Boy = gutterball
Miley isn’t dating me = gutterball (but well played)
For those of you who find this image disturbing, the women’s room is right here. Miley Cyrus is throwing herself a 16th Birthday party at Disneyland and she wants all her friends to come. Wait! There’s a catch. Tickets for the concert are starting at $300. That’s a lot of money. I remember when I was 12 my dad gave me a $20 bill and I tried to buy land in Hawaii with it. Did I mention that last year at this time Miley’s average concert ticket was a c-hair above $60? Now that is disturbing. Gouging kids and parents to listen to pre-recorded lyrics is bad enough. Pulling that shit during a recession is another. For $300, you’d better be doing this whole concert naked riding an Flamingo, Miles.
I’m categorizing this post under ‘Miley Cyrus is an asshole dickhead’. It’s harsh, yes. But so is life.
Fast forward to about 2:14 and watch as Miley ducks under a trench coat into a secret door. Half a second later a body double pops out of another secret door in the same outfit and finishes the set. So I guess that means she lip-syncs too….
It’s pics like these that make me sad I work for a celebrity gossip website. Poor Paulina Rubio, in America photographers feast on the upskirt shot. At least you wore underwear (always a good decision when you are famous) but next time maybe go with a longer skirt.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So this is how celebrity divas dress for concerts in Madrid. Well…looks like I know where I’m taking my next vacation.
PS–Seeing Waldo up your hoo-haa, though preverted, makes me laugh uncontrollably.
PSS- Cute rainbow colored undies Paulina.
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