Bob ‘the bitch’:
An eviction notice was placed on Gary Busey’s front door in Malibu. Reports are that he owes over $50,000 in back rent. Apparently, he’s refusing to do so because he claims that the “unclean air conditioning vents” were posing a serious health risk to him.
If I were a landlord and Busey told me that yarn I’d kick them in his fat teeth. The real excuse is always the obvious one: He doesn’t have any money. Period. Gary blew his money on coke and crazy stuff and now he’s living beyond his means which is why he’s renting, not buying. Silly Busey.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
She’s bat shit crazy. While driving around LA last night, Sheryl Crow was spotted sporting a Scientology sticker on the rear window of her car. Now I know what you’re thinking…why DO tigers eat their young?? I asked myself the same thing. But I think it’s the stress of knowing your cub could grow up to be one of Tom Cruise’s little helpers. The pressure must be overwhelming. I’m surprised more people don’t try it. I’m not saying–I’m just saying.
Well first Amy, then Britney, and now chalk another one up to rehab for Eva Mendes. The actress allegedly checked into rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah for substance abuse issues. But look at it on the bright side, at least she’s not Britney Spears.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Awwwe, this is so sad. Another great talent in rehab. I loved her oscar nominated performance as Sara in Hitch.
As everyone knows by now Britney Spears has been committed to the insane asylum UCLA Medical Center. And here are some of the grim details of what her stay will entail according to x17online.
According to the source:
# Britney will be held for at least 72 hours, and up to 14 days if the LA County officer deems her a danger to herself and others.
# Britney will be supervised around the clock by nurses and security, unable to even bathe by herself.
# Over the first few days, Britney will be encouraged to sleep as much as possible, and will be administered sleeping pills, as well as Ativan (an anti-anxiety medication) to help her do so. Meds are doled out three times a day.
# Visitors are allowed to come one hour a day during the week, between 6:30 and 7:30, but on the weekends the stay is extended from 1-3. Visitors are allowed to bring food (although our source says UCLA’s food is pretty decent!) but they cannot keep it or any other contraband (sharp objects, razors, etc.) in their rooms. Continue Reading: Britney really needs more attention
By now, you’ve seen the Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video. It’s Tom’s career Katrina. But unless you’re a member of the cult of Scientology, understanding the lingo Tom uses in the video to describe the cult is impossible. The Derobers have put together an abridged version of the cult’s video complete with steaming definitions of Cruise’s Scientologese. You will find this video nowhere else. Enjoy Scientology: Defined. (Oh, and digg the shit out of this. We want everyone on this planet to know exactly how crazy Cruise is.)
and if youtube takes theirs down, we have you covered. just watch the one below!
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