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The same merry pranksters who brought you the Trump Tip Hoax have struck again! Yesterday, nearly 30,000 people asked Google where Britney Spears lives. Google has no answers but the Derobers do. Today, we got our permission slips signed and went on a field trip to Britney’s house. This Tuesday we will show the hilarious footage of how we pulled off this amazing stunt. We’ll also tell you exactly how to get to Britney’s house, how to get through security, and what gift we left for her (hint here)! Until then, enjoy the teaser!

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The biggest video on youtube is now the biggest parody on youtube. Derober.com has obtained the outtakes from the Anonymous’ Message to Scientology. This video is as funny as the first one was chilling. You will find this video nowhere else! We hope you enjoy it.

P.S. Anonymous,
We can’t stand Scientology either. Imitation is the best form of flattery!

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Drew Barrymore and her emasculated man, Justin Long, tested their flight-or-fight impulse over the weekend. ‘Flight’ won. The odd couple fled the West Hollywood drinkery, Bar Lubitsch, after a customer photographed them minding their own business. Drew then tattled on the photog and all hell broke loose between the bar staff and a handful of patrons. On onlooker said,

“Drew complained to a member of staff and suddenly there were fists flying everywhere. Drew and Justin ran out of there as quickly as they could.”

Leo:
Hhhhmmmm….does this mean that they did not pay their bar tab if they bolted in a flash? This story may belong in the infamous Celebrity Gratuity graveyard of Derober.com

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Rapper Eminem, aka Slim Shady, ain’t too slim these days. After a bout of pneumonia over the holidays, Marshall Mathers was released from a Detroit (what!) hospital and his weight has soared to over 200 L-B’s. We won’t see Eminem on Celebrity Fit Club anytime soon as he vows to get back in shape before he really lets himself go. He recently told TMZ,

“I went through a little slacking phase, but I just got back into my regimen last week. So, I eat some nachos, and drink a Mountain Dew, and then I go hit the gym ’cause I just know I F#*@ked up.”

Sounds like a solid plan dipshit -don’t worry about your cholesterol or heart disease.

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The layman’s Definition of Prader Willie Syndrome is : Continue Reading: Eminem has Prader Willies

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Although bumf#*@k Arkansas may seem like a foreign country planet, it doesn’t mean you don’t tip there. But if you are Jamie Lynn Spears, I guess you are exempt from American common courtesy. According to Pagesix, Jamie left La Carreta mexican restaurant without leaving a dime for a tip.

“Jamie is not well-liked here,”

says waitress Brittanie Heaney, who makes just $2.37 an hour. She’s definitely pinching every penny she owns to pay for her bastard child now that her “career” is over.

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