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John:
Everybody knows that the Derobers have had a few run-ins with Katherine Heigl that didn’t go well.
But this time I was only trying to help, I swear. Photos of her fat ass have been orbiting the blogosphere and I wanted to make her more proportional. That’s what 5″ tall sorcerers do. So I went to her house in Los Feliz, CA and she was listening to Jock Jams on her iPod…
She startled me. Never startle me when I’m sorcerering. I’ll f@ck it up every time.

Elsewhere in the network: The HOTTEST woman in England is barely wearing clothes here. MySpace girls vs. Celebs here.

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John:
Oscar nominated actress Jessica Alba and three-time lotto winner Cash Warren arrived at the Oscars to the hushed tones of nobody giving a shit. I swear, he’d better be hung like a mule deer.

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We finally figured out what it takes to be George Clooney’s flavor of the week.

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Words are pretty useless here. Heigl looks amazing. Her tiny husband had better also be hung like a mule deer.

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Dee:
Tonight at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Angelina Jolie put all the pregnancy rumors to bed by wearing a tent to the show. We still can’t confirm if it’s twins or not. By the looks of it, we’re not ruling out triplets.
John:
The Derobers have obtained an exclusive photo of Brad Pitt’s sperm. True story. See for yourself.

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Dee:
Mary Kate Olson, future creepy cat woman, dawned this hideous outfit at the 2007 7th on Sale Black-tie Gala Dinner at the 69th Regiment Armory last night. I’m no fashionista myself, but I know when not wear life-size Malibu Barbie heels and a crochet moo moo in public.

Leo:
I miss Full House; hell I miss TGIF. The simple days of the 80’s and 90’s are gone and the Olson Twins are living proof. They are the perfect barometer for measuring our world’s accelerating lack of sanity. When they spin off the planet, we’re all screwed. Have a ducky weekend.

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Recently Kanye ‘bow in the presence of greatness’ West allowed Interior Design Magazine into his home. Amidst the carnage, we find that Kanye actually has a painting of himself on the ceiling above his kitchen table which depicts him as a god. Yep. God Kanye…and the hits keep right on coming. So light a fire, pour the Courvoisier, get cozy, and enjoy as Kanye’s crib gets derobed. If you like it, check out the Derober homepage.

If you don’t like it, then just check out Gemma Atkinson in a bikini here.

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Here is the painting on the ceiling above the kitchen table

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Kanye’s shoe closet

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Kanye’s dying living room

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more at twiigs.com…

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