Prediction

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Derober attained a snapshot of the future. Incredible we know. This is Nicole Richie today and 5 months from now. Somehow, I’m not surprised she is still wearing a bikini in her 3rd trimester.

Before Britney ate the snake

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Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining Britney, you’re not fooling anyone. Britney might as well have entered the stage from an overturned porta-potty at the 2007 VMAs. Now we all know that Brit cannonballed off the deep-end the better part of the new millineum, but Brit, do us all a favor next time your asked to perform at a “major” award show, consult your handlers, publicists, family, and mirror before saying, “Sure ya’ll, sounds like fun!”