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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ex-American Idol and current new dad, ahhhh, Clay Aiken officially announced in an interview with People that he is gay. In an unrelated story I just announced that cancer is bad for you. True story. I can only imagine the interview started out with one giant uncomfortable silence as Clay and the interviewer sat staring sarcastically at each other. After an intense standstill Clay quietly uttered, “Yep…pretty much.” And that was that. Done and done.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me start off by saying it’s not what it looks like. I hear in some cultures sticking your finger in another man’s ass is perfectly normal. Kind of like bowing is to the Chinese, or blowing a total stranger is to a Saigon whore. Just simple courtesy I’m told. So these photos of Kevin Spacey pulling a kid’s pants down and spanking him shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to you John Q. Public. But on a more serious note, if you were born in America and like me then you’re probably a tad bit skeptical of Spacey’s alleged heterosexual image. He has showed up to numerous award shows in the past with beautiful women at his side and has never officially come out of the closet. However, these pictures might just have blown those hinges clean off. But either or I think Seinfeld said it best when he uttered, “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” It does, however, make for one hell of an interesting story though; I’m just sure Spacey’s publicist would agree.

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12 80’s movies that are perfect (doubleviking)
Don’t drink and invent (asylum)
Jessica Simpson has tits of glory, really (on205th)
Victoria Beckham rocks Allure magazine (Pink)
Beautiful Indiana girl proves not everything about my state sucks (bustedcoverage)
Drunk girls do jello shots off belly…yep (loserswithsocks)
Hilarious biker wheelie wipe-out video (donchavez)
Paris ready to give birth out of spite (celebwarship)
Biker eats it on road sign video. AWESOME (yepyepgibbs)

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Darby Gunpowder:
Grab your guns, poison darts, reapers, whatever blunt objects you can get ahold of -it’s rabbit season. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were spotted out and about by their paid photographer sporting bunny ears, pastels and what appears to be a rental-kid. They were probably talking about how aces the weather on fantasy island is this time of year.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
At the Hollywood premier of Tom Cruise’s latest film Lions For Lambs, Tom was spotted getting a little cozy with the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. Though there have been rumors over what Tom’s sexual preferences are for years, no on has actually been able to confirm it. I’m not saying I know either, but the old tongue through the ear trick throws up a few red flags in my book. Either way, I still will always be a loyal fan of Tom’s despite his latest escapades. Lets face it, can anyone else out there say “I’m Maverick”, and not be full of shit?? Don’t think so. Tom, in the great words of Top Gun…you can be my wingman anytime.

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