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Leo:
Remember the days when you used to look up to Britney for her work ethic, fashion sense and metabolism. Those days are dust in the wind. I knew Brit has been binging on Kentucky Fried Chicken, but I had no idea she ate Colonel Sanders himself. Let’s not overlook that whoever made that costume in the first place should be shot on site. Stay home Britney, I’m sick of writing about you and your eff’d up family.

John:
Land walker - A machine so enormous in size that it displaces the earth beneath as it moves.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, Panthers! I’ve seen those eyes on a panthers. That’s right Paris, wearing yellow contacts will not be tolerated in the panther nation. As you can see, Panthers will swiftly respond by collecting your f**king head. That being said, Paris did look sexy hosting the Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. (She was paid $25,000 to attend the party by the way). But for future reference, never steal the eyes of a predatory animal. They will take offense, and they will find you…

John:
Bob, you superficial little tart. Why do you care what Paris does with her eyes? Those eyes have seen things no woman should see. I wouldn’t want to see my reality in high-def if I were Paris either.

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Leo:
Teri Hatcher attended the Dream Holloween Party for Children Affected by AIDS dressed as the scariest Queen of Hearts ever. Let’s just hope there were no children at this event. Not only do these kids have to deal with AIDS, now they have to deal with a psycho story book villain who’s famous lines include, “Off with their heads!” and umm “Off with their heads!”. Have no fear kids, the Derobers turned the tables on this wicked bitch. Sleep tight.

John:
Love Teri Hatcher, love ‘Housewives‘, love wicked bitches, love bags of flaming poo, but only on Wednesdays.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Anyone who knows me knows that I never really celebrated my childhood, and therefore much like Michael Jackson I go to great lengths to re-live my childhood over any chance I get. What better time then Halloween–LOVE IT!! And I would like to thank our good friends over at worth1000.com for providing us with the already done photoshopped images of celebs for Halloween. They are good, we know. Enjoy Halloween everybody…you know I will.

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Leo Doe Says:

Victoria Beckham can’t be missed in this photo at the Luxembourg Garden in Paris on Monday. I’m not a fashion critic, but fear not, I am a bird critic. And I have no idea what this bird is wearing. She looks rediculous. I do give Victoria B for balls -especially for wearing this in public.

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John says:
Oh boy. There are no words for this. Who told the poor girl this would be OK? I can only play the obvious card here. Animal. There. Victoria, you look like animal from the muppets. People grabbed their beers and left the bars to laugh at you. I’m so very sorry.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Actually I think she kind of looks good as Animal from the muppets.

John says:
Well, The Muuppets is still your favorite show right, Bob? You TiVo it every day and then watch Muppet Marothons late into the night. I always wonder what you’re doing in your room late nights during those Marathons?

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I PRACTICE YOGA. It’s very therapeutic.

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