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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s clear that the void in film Heath Ledger left when he died will last for decades to come. However, his legacy won’t fade anytime soon. Like the images of James Dean walking down a lonely road or of Marilyn Monroe holding down her wind blow dress on a city sidewalk, Heath will endure. He has already received the golden globe for his portrayal of the Joker in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight and now looks poised for a posthumous Oscar run. I can see the Academy now, spinning their wheels, anxious with anticipation as they prepare to blow their load all over Heath Ledger’s proverbial face–metaphorically speaking of course. The Oscar is a lock for Heath. It’s just a matter of time and foreplay now.

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Michelle Williams has issued a public statement regarding Heath Ledger’s sad passing,

“Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best.”

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
As I dwell on the facts of Heath Ledger’s untimely death I am reminded of the loss of other great talents who’s lives were cut tragically short. In particular, Brandon Lee and Chris Farley come to mind. These men all had their own unique brand of acting but they all shared the gift of captivation. When they were on screen, you couldn’t take your eyes off them. So let this be a tribute to all three men for the legacies they left behind.

Dee:
Couldn’t agree more Bob. A sad update to the story is that the initial belief that sleeping pills was the sole cause for Heath’s death may be untrue. Police have discovered several packets with unknown substances in them, along with a 20 dollar bill that had drug residue on it in Heath’s apartment. Whatever the official cause of Heath’s death may not be known for sometime, or potentially ever. But our hopes and prayers go out to Heath and his family in these dark days.

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Dee:
TMZ is reporting that Heath Ledger has passed away. The 2006 Academy Award nominee was found in dead in Mary-Kate Olsen’s apartment in Soho. No word yet as to Mary-Kate’s whereabouts at the time. A masseuse had arrived for an appointment and was let in by the housekeeper. When Heath did not respond to repeated knocks on his bedroom door, the two entered to find him unconscious. Heath was in full cardiac arrest lying face-down on the floor. Paramedics arrived and tried to revive him but all efforts were futile and he was pronounced dead at the scene.
TMZ is also reporting that his bedroom was “strewn with pills.” Apparently, there was prescription medication everywhere. Whatever the cause of death, Heath was an amazing human being. He possessed an inner incandescence which he carried with him always. He will be missed.

UPDATE: TMZ now reporting Heath was NOT at Mary-Kate’s apartment. Details coming…
BREAKING: Ledger’s body removed!

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Dee:
So the recent buzz, coming from our friends down under, is that Lindsay Lohan has reportedly traded in her K-Fed like boytoy Ryan Giles for a brand new Heath Ledger, who she recently met in New York. L-han and Ledger reportedly met at NYC’s Beatrice Inn over the Thanksgiving holiday and according to NW magazine,

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away…when she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical.”

Well good for Lindsay, this is a huge upgrade for her.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d say ‘upgrade’ is a bit of an understatement, Dee. This isn’t like updating your computer’s software to the newer model, it’s more like trading in your hyundai for a Ferrari. It’s going from white trash to white hot. But maybe L-han just wanted to show the public that she was on their level by dating an r-tard from nowhere. If so, mission accomplished Lindsay, you really gave depraved young men everywhere a hope.

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