Dee: Jessica Alba wants desperately to trade in her sex symbol status for a brand new pair of tough and smart. What exactly do I mean, in an interview the 26-year-old actress admits she would prefer to win a man’s heart with her fists rather than her looks:
I’d rather slay a guy with my fists than knock him out with the way I look. I know people like what they see and I’m totally happy to dress up and look sexy but I just see it as playing a part. “Underneath I’d prefer to be known for something else, like being tough or being smart. It makes me feel more confident to know I can hold my own in a fight than it does to look in the mirror and think I look beautiful.”
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Jessica wants to play the ‘look at me, I’m sophisticated’ card, huh. Well…good luck with that. I’m sure it will work out seeing as guys go to your movies for your cunning wit and ‘fists’. So I say, knock yourself out girl; in a few more years you’ll come crawling back to reclaim your sex-symbol status…but, who knows, the public might never give it back.
This breaking story of Amy Winehouse’s house being raided last Thursday is all the buzz. Apparently, just hours after police raided their London house, Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake, was picked up by police and sent straight to jail for attempting to “interfere with justice.” The Police had set up a sting operation and secretly videotaped meetings with the Wino’s husband in which he tried to bribe a man, that he had previously assaulted from not testifying at the impending trial or cooperating with police–kinda Mafia like. And all this bribery at the healthy price of $400,000. The singer was with her husband when he was arrested. Winehouse openly wept and screamed at police, “I want to go with him.” Sorry Amy, you’ll get through this.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok, so I think I’ve seen this pattern before. Guy meets girl; girl falls in love with guy; guy screws girl over and gets their home raided by cops; guy goes to jail, girl is sad; girl realizes she’s multi-millionaire and buys new guy. Ahhh, love.
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