Darby Gunpowder:
The long time stalker of Paula Abdul was found dead in her car outside the cold hearted snake’s house. (sorry, I couldn’t help myself) No shit:
The woman has “ABL LV” (Abdul Love or Lover) on her license plate and has pictures of Paula hanging from her rear view mirror. Police sources told TMZ that they’ve been called out to Paula’s house a few times to deal with the stalker.
The cops also got a call from the woman’s parents yesterday afternoon. They reported their daughter missing and said she might be at Paula Abdul’s house.
Paula was not at home last night, because she was off being insane while filming “American Idol.”
Paula’s handlers better clear the room of dolls and booze, because she’s going to have a major meltdown over this news. She probably has a nervous breakdown when one of her fake eyelashes falls off, so I can only imagine how she’s going to take this shit.
Bob ‘the bitch’:
An eviction notice was placed on Gary Busey’s front door in Malibu. Reports are that he owes over $50,000 in back rent. Apparently, he’s refusing to do so because he claims that the “unclean air conditioning vents” were posing a serious health risk to him.
If I were a landlord and Busey told me that yarn I’d kick them in his fat teeth. The real excuse is always the obvious one: He doesn’t have any money. Period. Gary blew his money on coke and crazy stuff and now he’s living beyond his means which is why he’s renting, not buying. Silly Busey.
27 Northumberland Nashville, TN 37215
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Owner: Jessica Simpson Year Built: 1987 Purchase Price: $3,500,000 Rooms: 19 Square Feet: 10,925 Lot: 2.01 acres Bedrooms: 7 Bathrooms: 10 Amenities: Tennis Court, Swimming Pool, Home theater
It’s rumored that tig-ol-bitty herself is swapping her acting career for a country music career and moving to Tennessee.
Derober would like to report Jessica Simpson has good taste by purchasing this plush southern mansion, but when you spend $3.5 million dollars in Tennessee, you’re not getting a double-wide decorated by Flava-Flav. It’s science.
We’ll keep you updated on Simpson’s career move, but our Magic Eight Ball just told us “Outlook Not So Good.” Waahhh, waahhh.
Michael Jackson beat the buzzer and came up with the $24.5 million in cash to save his Neverland molestorium before the estate went for public auction March 19th. Jacko refinanced through Fortress Investment Group, LLC. in some shady, behind closed doors tickle-handshake deal. If homeboy is smart he should sell his collection of over 10,000 My Little Buddy Limited Edition True Anatomy dolls on Ebay to raise money.
Check out these insane photos of the infamous Neverland Ranch.
Christina Aguilera along with new baby Max Liron, and hubby Jordan Bratman recently moved into the infamous Osbourne homestead. Tucked away in the Hollywood Hills, it’s the perfect home to raise a family in peace and quite . No one knows where this house is, nor has anyone ever seen the interior of the house. When I think of privacy, I think of the Osbourne’s house.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Purchase Price: $11,500,100
Year Built: 1988
Square Feet: 11,571
Bedrooms: 6
Bathrooms: 10
Yearly Property Tax: $78,521.92 Hexes put on house: 48
David Beckham $$$
Johnny Knoxville $$
Donald Trump $$$
The Dog -$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Posh & Katie -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
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