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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So…yeah. Apparently in the upcoming issue of W magazine Angelina Jolie poses while breastfeeding. Now I can’t confirm who or what will be the recipient of Angelina’s breast milk but If I know Angi like I think I do we’re all in for a real shit show. A circus freak act with biscuit wheels. So for now I’ll leave you with these pics of Angelina wooing a defenseless horse (which I think could be considered illegal in most states but what-ev). A source confirmed the upcoming shoot,

It’s true! Sources who’ve seen the photos confirm exclusively to Life & Style that Angelina Jolie really did pose for the cover story of W magazine while breast-feeding!
“Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding,” the source reveals to Life & Style. “It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”
“The photos are amazing,” adds a second source.
Brad shot the photos in mid-August at Chateau Miraval, the family’s home in the South of France. They’re scheduled to appear in W’s November issue, hitting newsstands on Oct. 21.

Seriously though, photoshoot aside, if there ever was an animal rights activist out there that didn’t like Angelina Jolie, for whatever reason, this is your chance. That horse is literally nose deep in Angi’s boobage. Straight inter-species motorboating.

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John:

Katie “Jordan” Price woke up, put on her meat helmet, and said to herself, “I know! I’ll pose with a horsey! And I’ll wear pink, and the horsey will wear pink! And it’ll be sooo cuuuuute!”
-No, you’re banned from Derober. Forever. I don’t care what your nipples say. This is crap. Go home.

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John:
Tara Reid is holding the ship together with duct tape at this point. Here she is at the beach looking all sexy for the cameras. I can’t stress this enough but I used to have a huge crush on Tara. I wanna’ go back in time 6 years and talk to my misguided self and explain Tara’s bleak future. Then I’ll suggest that perhaps having a crush Emma Watson might be better and yes she’s only 12 now and that’s creepy but stick with it, she’s going to be the real deal.

~ Reid and JC Chavez together is a nuclear mess~

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Dee:
American badass, Neil Diamond, announced that he wrote the song, Sweet Caroline, for JFK’s tween daughter, Caroline. Little Caroline was 12 when Neil wrote the song. According to IrelandOn-Line.com,

“Diamond performed the 1969 track live via satellite at Caroline Kennedy’s 50th birthday party last week, and gave the hostess a magical gift - revealing she was his muse for the song.
He explained how she had inspired him, as a girl, after he saw a picture of her riding a pony.
Diamond says: “I’ve never discussed it with anybody before - intentionally. I thought maybe I would tell it to Caroline when I met her someday.
“I’m happy to have gotten it off my chest and to have expressed it to Caroline. I thought she might be embarrassed, but she seemed to be struck by it and really, really happy.”

I just puked in my mouth. Let’s not forget some of the lyrics to this now creepy song,

“Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline…
…And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don’t seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two…”

Leo:
It was touching when Elton John wrote a tribute song about Marylin Monroe. This is a different kind of touching…shame on you Mr Diamond.
But speaking of Marylin Monroe and the Kennedy’s, here’s a little peek into the past of what could have been:

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Photos courtesy of worth1000.com

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

Bob says:
Let’s face it, Janet deserves to be turned into a horse after showing up to the premier of her new movie in that outfit. Last weekend Janet Jackson’s flick ‘Why Did I Get Married’ raked in a unexpected 21.5 million at the box-office. This begs the question “do ridiculous looking outfits worn by celebs equate to box-office gold?” Or maybe is it that this whole Halloween spirit has everyone excited to see their favorite actors in costume. I may never know. But I will always imagine Janet as a jack-ass in this outfit. Just can’t help it.

John Says:
Don’t care. Love Janet. Loved Rhythm Nation. Loved Velvet Rope. Loved her when she was fat. Love her now that she’s thin. If she wants to dress like an equestrian, love that too. Still hate you.

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