Derober

One of the greatest rants ever…

On a totally unrelated note, Keeley Hazell is naked right here. Just sayin’

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me preface this story with a Naomi Cambell police rap sheet:
-2000, Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to assaulting her assistant with a telephone and threatening to throw her out of a moving car.
-March 2005, Campbell slapped a different assistant and beat her with a BlackBerry
-2005, Campbell punched Italian actress Yvonne Sciò, leaving her “covered in blood
-March 30, 2006 in New York City, Campbell was arrested for assaulting her housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted cell phone
-October 25, 2006, Campbell was arrested in London on suspicion of assault
-November 14, 2006, another former Campbell housekeeper filed chargers against Campbell for being violent and bigoted

Do you want to know why she was thrown off a plane just today??? Continue Reading: The many faces of Naomi Cambell–hint hint–she’s crazy

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
As I dwell on the facts of Heath Ledger’s untimely death I am reminded of the loss of other great talents who’s lives were cut tragically short. In particular, Brandon Lee and Chris Farley come to mind. These men all had their own unique brand of acting but they all shared the gift of captivation. When they were on screen, you couldn’t take your eyes off them. So let this be a tribute to all three men for the legacies they left behind.

Dee:
Couldn’t agree more Bob. A sad update to the story is that the initial belief that sleeping pills was the sole cause for Heath’s death may be untrue. Police have discovered several packets with unknown substances in them, along with a 20 dollar bill that had drug residue on it in Heath’s apartment. Whatever the official cause of Heath’s death may not be known for sometime, or potentially ever. But our hopes and prayers go out to Heath and his family in these dark days.

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Dee:
Oh, how my little derobers just love to embellish. Anyways, according to Perezhilton.com, despite being threatened with divorce papers Amy Winehouse is still pursuing her boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil with a reckless passion. Amy’s father explained,

“From Amy’s point of view, she would stick by him not matter what,” he says. “But he has said things like, ‘I want a divorce’.”
And pals agree Amy’s marriage is looking likely to collapse. “The Blake and Amy situation is imploding,” says a friend of the pair. “Blake has been listening to his mother, and he’s been hot and cold with Amy when they do meet.”

However, Blake’s recent perception of Amy as ‘Clingy’ has not stopped Amy from her obsessed ways. Her antics have only worsened as she recently dyed her hair blond (mistake) and got into a scuffle with a paparazzi photographer in London today. And as for Blake, well Amy still visits him regularly whether Blake wants her to or not.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I think Blake got himself thrown into prison just to take a little break from Amy Crack-House. But whether it’s true or not nothing brings me more joy than seeing Amy with a sledgehammer in her hands. Just fits.

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Dee:
Michelle Rodriguez was released early after only serving 17 of her 180 day sentence (weak). But according to US weekly she didn’t receive any special treatment–nor did she want any. One of the correction officers said, “she asked to work…she said she wanted a job and didn’t want to be isolated like other celebs.” And apparently it’s standard procedure to release a prisoner early due to overcrowding if they display good behavior. Congrats Michelle, just remember you can still be sent back to prison.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is true, I did some time up in Fort Wayne for molesting a chicken and I was released in like a day. Crazy right??

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