The Victoria Secret Fashion show: once again better than a slow jack and a belly rub

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November 17th, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder:
The most beautimous dames in the world were out last Saturday at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel for the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show -or as I like to call it, 2 spoons please num num num num. The show airs on CBS Dec. 3, 2008. and includes the likes of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia.
This event inspired me to watchThe Secret this past weekend and after watching it, I made my own vision board for luxury items I want someday. The smart people on the video said that if the picture is on the vision board, I WILL get it. I put one thing on it: a photo montage of the Victoria Secret fashion show. No Lamborghini, no Spencer Pratt tombstones, no 80 inch flat screen TV, no Tony Little Gazelle, no Sham-Wow!, no Asian hookers -just the Victoria Secret Fashion show. If I don’t go this next year, when all the legends are still around (aka not fat/saggy) it will be like watching the present day Chicago Bulls..

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Mariah Carey wears X-mas lingerie for imaginary friends

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November 14th, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder:
Mariah Carey flaunts a new set of Christmas lingerie every year. She admits to wearing said under-naughties around her mansion by herself (ALONE) some years as not to break tradition. This year she has her boy-toy Nick Cannon to “enjoy” her festive pop-corn string thong. According to my favorite magazine, Redbook,

I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it. But this year it will be appreciated!”
Stripping down for the holidays is apparently a Carey holiday tradition.
“[My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in.”

And when she refers to her “friends, she is really referring to her homies at Spearment Rhino who raid her fridge after work. Twinkies galore!!!!

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OK, that’s it

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September 4th, 2008

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John:

Katie “Jordan” Price woke up, put on her meat helmet, and said to herself, “I know! I’ll pose with a horsey! And I’ll wear pink, and the horsey will wear pink! And it’ll be sooo cuuuuute!”
-No, you’re banned from Derober. Forever. I don’t care what your nipples say. This is crap. Go home.

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Kim Kardashian at another photoshop…err photoshoot session

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April 17th, 2008

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ol’ Kim and her wrecking ball of an ass are up to their old tricks again. Whoring themselves out to anyone who will listen. In this case, it was a photo shoot in Australia for Ralph Magazine. I’d say it arouses about a 4.3 on my rictor scale. Nothing worth sweating over. But Kim’s cans are always worth a look..or two. So here’s to your boobs Kim, as my mid-afternoon cleavage appointment of the day. Thanks for coming out.

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Gemma Atkinson in Loaded is newsworthy

More: dress diving, gemma atkinson
March 23rd, 2008

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John:
Welcome to another episode of Derober dress diving. Gemma Atkinson, England’s favorite pin-up girl, is special. She was given some gifts and she’s sharing her special gifts with the world. In the article Gemma talks about how she doesn’t ever withhold sex from her soccer-star boyfriend, Marcus Brent, before matches, “There is no pre-match nookie ban.” Jesus. And there you have it. A real humanitarian.

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