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John:
Jennifer Aniston posed nude for the cover of GQ maqazine. What a pro, in every sense of the word. I mean, this chick is 67 years old and looks 18. I’m typing this whole post with my feet becasue my hands are busy right now…applauding. Well done Jen, well done.

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Darby Gunpowder:

Britney Spears made a robotic cameo at the VMA’s this week. She didn’t by any means get the shit taste out of my mouth from last year’s rendition of Free Willy meets Mama Mia. Either way, the press loves a comeback. But beware Brit, after hitting the top again, there’s only way back. I give it 3 months before Hurricane Britney spins off the planet again -and it will be for good this time. We can only hope and pray she gets her body in check one last time for Hugh Hefner to blow the farm on Britney’s nude debut.

Don’t forget to check out the candid photos of Britney’s kids below. Mom of the year!

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John:
Here at Derober, we’ve been riding L.C. pretty hard (and not in a good way). But it looks like we might be eating clown shoes on this one. Recently, L.C. was very nice to a special autograph-seeker. Thanks for the story, Taylor

I work out at Lauren’s gym in Hollywood. She has a personal trainer there (whose sooo hot btw). Lauren keeps to herself mostly. I left the gym a couple days ago and there was a boy outside in a wheelchair with his mom holding an US Magazine. He was probably only 8 years old. The issue was the one with Lauren, Audrina, and Whitney in pink dresses. I knew Lauren was finished working out because I saw her in the locker room and I just had to stick around to see what she’d do.
Lauren Walked out and the boy’s mom got her attention by saying, “Miss Conrad, this is my son, Eddie. He’d love your autograph. Lauren stopped and went up to Eddie and gave him a big hug! Eddie smiled and said, “Hi L.C.! ”
Lauren was really nice to Eddie. She talked to him about school. I guess Eddie is in second grade. Anyway, Lauren autographed the US Magazine. She said, “I can’t believe I’m autographing an US!” Then Lauren signed Whitney and Audrina’s name as well. She said “I’m authorized to sign for the girls in absentia” whatever that means. Then she gave Eddie her bracelet which was made from old typewriter keys and said, “Here’s something to remember me by, Eddie”. The mom even cried.
I have to say, I was pretty impressed with how Lauren handled herself. I’m sure she made that little boy’s day. She even made mine in a weird little way.

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Darby Gunpowder:
My sensible side knows this picture of Madonna is photoshopped, but I still think it’s hot. My non-sensible side turned to stone after making eye-contact. My gag-reflex side just puked out my nose when I remembered how gross Madonna is in real life (see photos below).

PS Madonna carries the weight of the world on her back in case you can’t read between the lines.

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John:
Welcome to another episode of Derober dress diving. Gemma Atkinson, England’s favorite pin-up girl, is special. She was given some gifts and she’s sharing her special gifts with the world. In the article Gemma talks about how she doesn’t ever withhold sex from her soccer-star boyfriend, Marcus Brent, before matches, “There is no pre-match nookie ban.” Jesus. And there you have it. A real humanitarian.

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