Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Megan Fox has been with the Brian Austin Green-bag for too long. I had a girlfriend that slept with him 5 years ago and she said his penis was actually the opposite of a penis. You do the math. Either way, this picture represents my feelings on the matter. I think Brian Austin Green is a handicap person. And I hate handicap people with their weird faces and their sneaky tricks…

Comment (0)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hot girls who frolic around half naked like a bunch of street corner sirens deserve the chair. Let me elaborate. If said girl takes you to bed she’s redeemable, however, if she just flirts with you all day in a bra like Megan Fox and then sleeps with your best friend…execution necessary. I mean it, teases like Megan Fox don’t deserve any sympathy from the average joe. They deserve to be taken over a barrel and pwned something awful. And don’t hide behind the fact that you’re on the set of your newest movie How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, Meg. I know damn well that you’re ‘That girl’ who’s been performing Chinese flirt torture on masses of decent unsuspecting men for years. The jig is up–prepare for the barrel.

Comments (3)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Isn’t it nice to see Transformers co-star Megan Fox lending her support at the premier of Shia LaBeouf’s new film Eagle Eye. I always jump at the chance to report an upbeat story. However, turns out Meg actually got lost on her way to the Blood Belching Vagina Coalition Rally (or BBVCR for short) in San Bernadino when she bumped into Shia LaBeouf scoring crack before the big premier. The two smoked a bowl and decided to wing an appearance together at the Eagle Eye outing. I mean, why the hell not? You’re on crack.

Comment (1)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
22 year old Megan Fox graces this month’s cover of GQ in a hot little bikini. And did I mention she gushes about her love for a female stripper…yes, that’s right -she’s bi!!! This is going to be the best Tuesday this week. Read:

“Megan Fox has nothing to hide. The candid 22-year-old “Transformers” star, who’s currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.

Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Check out the video of Megan’s scantily clad photoshoot after the jump.
Continue Reading: Megan Fox tells GQ she’s in love with a stripper yo

Comment (1)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Megan Fox is actually on the set of the film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. This is basically how Derober works people: If a photo of Megan Fox is put on the internets anwhere, we post it. I don’t care what she looks like, what she’s doing, or who she’s doing it with. In fact I’m thinking about renaming the website MeganFoxHeartsCock.com but amazingly enough that name is already taken I shit you not.

Comments (4)