Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Someone just took a dump on my childhood memories. Perhaps the greatest talent I ever heard or saw, in addition to looking like ET’s albino cousin, is now having to foreclose on his Neverland Ranch. I mean what is the world coming to when my boyhood icon isn’t even able to own an amusement park in his back yard? I put it to you. I mean sure he’s bat-sh@t crazy, but what did you expect? It’s MICHAEL JACKSON. He makes Mike Tyson look like the world’s safest bet. Elton John once saw him while high on cocaine and decided right then and there that it was time to start taking heroin. Kids everywhere are missing out Mike’s private thumb ride. In all honesty, Mike, you may be the world’s biggest freak to date. But we’ll always have Thriller. And for that we are all in debt to you.
PS–you look….good……maybe try to avoid showing your face..ever again.
Please read this post while listening to Powerman 5000 ‘When World’s Collide’ (video after jump). And go. Pamela Anderson, and Michael Jackson are doin it and doin it and doin it gross. That’s right, Michael’s life is so messed up he wants to end it with a quick lethal injection of Hepatitus C. It’s a brilliant move by Pam since she’ll be the beneficiary of his estate -which isn’t much at this point, but it’s better than selling Tommy Lee’s used wiener socks on Ebay. Here’s the skinny on their latest rendezvous in Malibu,
“They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”
Michael Jackson beat the buzzer and came up with the $24.5 million in cash to save his Neverland molestorium before the estate went for public auction March 19th. Jacko refinanced through Fortress Investment Group, LLC. in some shady, behind closed doors tickle-handshake deal. If homeboy is smart he should sell his collection of over 10,000 My Little Buddy Limited Edition True Anatomy dolls on Ebay to raise money.
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It’s a sad day, Michael Jackson’s infamous Neverland Ranch is no more. The ex-pop-star is past-due on his $23 MILLION dollar mortgage and the bank is auctioning off the entire ranch AND everything inside to recoup losses. Not that it’s worth a good-god-damn -check out the photos below to see how abandoned the “molestival” is. We can only hope his pet monkey, Bubbles finds a nice new home to throw shit in.
UPDATE: Jacko gets to keep his creepy compound -Click Here to read full story.
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