Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
I just love when pre-photoshopped photos of models are leaked to the public. The photo we are referring to comes from a Russian magazine called Nitro. We don’t know who the model is becasue her name is spelled in Sputnik, but we do know she is crying this very moment. We don’t know know who leaked the photo, but we can guess they were probably disgruntled and it was their last day at that job anyway. They are probably dead by now too. It’s definitely not as bad as the Faith Hill / Redbook fiasco that our country obsessed over, but still newsworthy.

Comments (5)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Former model and supposed actress Angie Everhart was arrested late Sunday night for drinking and driving. This happened only days after she and Joe Pesci called their freak-show marriage off. Is she depressed? Did Pesci set her up? The New York Post had this to say,

…the ravishing readhead, 38, was picked up at 2 a.m. last Thursday on Wilshire Boulevard a few blocks east of the world-famous Wiltern Theater. She persuaded police officers to allow her to use the bathroom in a nearby restaurant before taking the test, which she subsequently failed. She also reportedly refused to take part in any chemical testing because she claimed her attorney had told her not to. She was released several hours later on $15,000 bail.”

I’m trying my best to think of something nasty to say about Angie, but I’m distracted with the thought of whether or not the drapes match the fire-crotch. I’m usually not a big fan of gingers, but Ms Everhart makes me feel self conscious about wearing sweat pants.

Comment (0)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
42 year-”young”, Elizabeth Hurley loves Photoshop as much as we do. There’s no doubt these bikini photos have been graced with the “Healing Brush” (Photoshop term). Liz will tell you herself,

Shooting bikinis is now my life, which as you can imagine is unmitigated hell. But if you signed on for the gig, sadly, you have to go and be jolly in a skimpy white bikini. So now I rely on nice photographers and a certain amount of retouching.

I don’t mind if you want to make me a bit thinner and a bit younger. We all like to get rid of spots and shadows under our eyes. But I’ve always been quite particular I don’t like my face to be retouched.

Every time I download my holiday snaps I go over them.”

Haaa-Chooo-Narcissist! *sneeze* As a professional photo retoucher myself, I have “fixed” thousands of photos. I see nothing wrong with giving yourself a little edge on the competition, but when you get your personal “holiday” photos retouched, you have issues. Seek help Liz.

Shameless personal plug:
For before and after photos of celebrities who went under the Photoshop knife visit my other website retouchfx.com and click on the celebrity page under “Portfolios”.

Comment (1)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
You maybe asking yourself who exactly is Elisha Cuthbert…where have I seen her…? The only place I remember her from is the movie “Old School” when she wakes up next to Luke Wilson in her panties after ‘Mitchapalooza’. I celebrate her entire career.

Comment (1)

~Roll mouse over photo to derobe~

Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Everyone’s favorite retarded son, Frankie Muniz, was spotted walking in West Hollywood with a leech gold-digger whore beautiful woman. And it got me to thinking, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a lolly-pop?? I think in this girl’s case it only took two. But what do I know, I’m just a bitch.

Happy Valentines Day everyone!!!

Comments (2)