Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
OVER-RATED! -clap—clap—clap-clap-clap -OVERATED! I know, I know, some girls have good days and some girls are OVER-RATED -clap—clap—clap-clap-clap! I gotta be honest, I’ve never been sold on Ms. Cuthbert. She’s famous, so she gets an extra 2 points on the hot scale, but let’s be honest, we all have friends or friends’ sisters that put her to shame. Maybe it’s her shittious tube-top bikini, maybe it’s her Albert Einstein looking weave…? Whatever it is, she’s OVER-RATED! -clap—clap—clap-clap-clap!

Update: Retraction, I just remembered how hot she was in Maxim -click here for pics…damnit.

Comment (0)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
OP clothing line is making a big push for summer, signing some big names to whore their once dope line. My first thought when I saw these bullshit Abercrombish photos was that Kristin Cavallari makes me want to cry. My second thought was, “SWEET! Chewbacca!” John ruined my day when he broke the news that the adorable Wookie was actually Rumor Willis. Thanks John -shoot me with a Bowcaster while you’re at it.

For a little something easier on the eyes, check out some pics of the lovely Kristen Cavallari here.

Comment (0)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Former model and supposed actress Angie Everhart was arrested late Sunday night for drinking and driving. This happened only days after she and Joe Pesci called their freak-show marriage off. Is she depressed? Did Pesci set her up? The New York Post had this to say,

…the ravishing readhead, 38, was picked up at 2 a.m. last Thursday on Wilshire Boulevard a few blocks east of the world-famous Wiltern Theater. She persuaded police officers to allow her to use the bathroom in a nearby restaurant before taking the test, which she subsequently failed. She also reportedly refused to take part in any chemical testing because she claimed her attorney had told her not to. She was released several hours later on $15,000 bail.”

I’m trying my best to think of something nasty to say about Angie, but I’m distracted with the thought of whether or not the drapes match the fire-crotch. I’m usually not a big fan of gingers, but Ms Everhart makes me feel self conscious about wearing sweat pants.

Comment (0)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
You maybe asking yourself who exactly is Elisha Cuthbert…where have I seen her…? The only place I remember her from is the movie “Old School” when she wakes up next to Luke Wilson in her panties after ‘Mitchapalooza’. I celebrate her entire career.

Comment (1)

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Reputable news source, The National Inquirer is claiming that Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph is shopping around a reality show featuring Britney Spears in her everyday life. A shit-load of production companies are interested and are willing to pay millions for the show. I’m ashamed to say I’d watch it. I’d watch it IF they unleashed Britney into a remote jungle with nothing but the clothes on her back and rapper Ice-T. And they were hunted by wealthy white men with automatic weapons who are bored of hunting dear and quail and have a lust for human blood. Tivo Season Pass: ON.

Comment (0)