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Jessica Simpson bikini pics, I’ll bite (doubleviking)
Jessica in see through lingerie–Sexxxyyy (bustedcoverage)
Pay a software coach to pick and play your fantasy team..WHAT?! (asylum)
Whore of the day (dirtyrottenwhore)
Christina Koletsa in bikini is a portfolia I’m into (uncoached)
Gisele and Tom Brady are just adorable enough to CRUSH (celebwarship)
Kid Falls out of stands trying to catch fly ball (donchavez)
Victoria Silvstedt has a job..and a rack (on205th)
Tom Cruise responds to recent criticism (agentbedhead)
Kickass joker action figures (pink)
Jessica Jaymes is love hate relationship (hottestgirls)
Katy Perry films her 32D’s being molded (WWTDD)

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John:
It’s my d*ick in a box! Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday yesterday. I love this chick, she’ll put on a sorcorer’s hat, yank a dog into a pool, and throw in a nipple slip to boot. She’s dangerous. Like a little rock star on training wheels. If you can find the nipple slip below, I’ll give you a shiny nickel. Goooood luck!

For more on Hayden’s evolution from striptease to nip slip click here.

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John:
Can I get a catfight with a side of nipple-slip? Yes, I can! The story goes that Lily Allen was leaving the Groucho Club in London when a French passerby started harassing Lily for no reason. The woman repeatedly called Lily “an asshole” until Lily lost her shiz and started throwing punches. Sadly, Lily was too drunk to land a punch and the whole thing ended up looking exactly how two girls fight…pathetically.

I like Lily. She’s a real spark plug. She walks around all day with her chest out, smoking a cigarette, and cursing like a sailor. She’s just like a man only with fatter ankles.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There are a few constants in my life. My need for gratuitous shotgun blasts. My hatred of douchebags getting laid…period. And my love of tits. Specifically, side boobs in this case. Audrina Partridge has done to me what General Patton did to Rommel’s tank army. She read my book. Seriously, if I were to give a play-by-play book on how to stay on my good-side, then excluding the use of shotguns and or providing an endless stream of cotton candy Audrina is perfect. She completes me. She sets my loans on fire. And anyone who knows me well knows that’s a privilege. An honor fit for the god’s, so to speak.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I guess you could say I countered Kim’s staged and photoshopped photos with my own brand of photoshopped photos. The results are…unstable. A few titles I’ve considered for this post:
The Abominable Kardashian
Kim: A deconstruction of the unnecessarily famous female form
Lady lumps from hell
The love child of God and a goat
Hey Kim, Rwanda called, they want their Happy Meal back
Just Jam your fingers into your eye sockets now
When dinosaurs ruled the earth Kim ate them
At least your tits are redeemable
Flapjacks with a side of hose-hounds
I think I saw one of Kim’s ass cheeks try to eat the other one
Beached whale makes headlines after porn tape with sea otter surfaces
Kim is to toned what Clay Aiken is to straight
What did you do with the other beach goers Kim, what did you do??

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