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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ahaa, it always comes back to those juggs. Those things are an island in a sea of oil. A place of refuge in a nuclear holocaust. Beacons of hope on a planet of cellulite, cheese and plastic. But I digress. Kim Kardashian though a monster and the object of a personal vendetta against her ass, on my part, sure does know how to put her best foot forward. These recent calender wall pics of Kim show that despite being soulless and without a moral compass Kim isn’t without a brain. And that’s good. Because sometimes all we can tell our daughters is that no matter what happens, no matter how dumb or ugly you are, no matter how much common sense and savvy you lack, there’s always a chance for redemption through those lady lumps. And if you can’t grow em, own em. Done and done.

The more you know. By Bob ‘The Bitch.’

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John:
It’s sure is cold in November. Jennifer Anison released a calendar for reasons I cannot fathom. The irony is that photo is the only good one in the bunch. I refuse to even put them in our gallery they are so bad. Click here for proof if you don’t believe me.
Basically, I’m saying you should order the calendar and make every month November. Do that, and you’re gonna get your money’s worth.

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John:
By the look of this shot here, Jessica Biel’s new movie is a flaming bag of poo. This film looks like Casablanca if Casablanca had an abortion. One of those self-indlulgent period pieces that actors take to show off their acting chops. Instead, it’s so bad that the wardrobe department giving Biel ‘nipping duds’ for their own amusement.

We’ve put together some of Biel’s best nipping moments below. Enjoy Responsibly!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Traci Bingham may be a no talent hack but damn does she have a tit train that just won’t quit. I’ve never seen such a rudimentary chore like taking out the trash look so sexy. I mean what’s next, models that take ordinary tasks like brushing their teeth and doing the laundry and making them look as sexy as possible?…Wait…..wait a second…I smell a sitcom. Did I seriously just create NBC’s next reality TV hit show? Damn if I didn’t. But what to call such a monster hit? Here are a short list of titles off the top of my head:
-Whores and chores
-Sexy reality
-A day in the life of my wife
-Sex and the titty
-Work blows and so does she
-Sex, lies, and grocery lists
-Take out the paper and the ass
-Model This
-Strippers off the clock
-Tit-train with biscuit wheels does the news
-NAM NAM NAM
–Is it Sunday yet?

If you have anymore suggestions, by all means keep them to yourself.

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John:
Mila Kunis showed up to last night’s Max Payne premiere looking stunning. We talk a lot of shit at Derober. Hell, one time we even had Spencer and Heidi blowing each others heads off. But when it comes to Mila, we back off. We’ve prodded for weakness and found none. It turns out, she’s some sort of goddess descendant of Aphrodite ‘er some shit. I dunno’, I read that on google but I have a rule of thumb: If you read it on the internet, it must be true.

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