What Megan Fox looks like after a date with me…

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John:
Megan Fox is actually on the set of the film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. This is basically how Derober works people: If a photo of Megan Fox is put on the internets anwhere, we post it. I don’t care what she looks like, what she’s doing, or who she’s doing it with. In fact I’m thinking about renaming the website MeganFoxHeartsCock.com but amazingly enough that name is already taken I shit you not.

Fact: Katherine McPhee’s cleavage cannot resist Wii Power Glove

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John:
Katherine McPhee rose from the dead to attend Fashion Week and we’re happy she stepped out. The fomer Idol contestant married this douchebag a year ago and everybody stopped giving a shit about her immediately. But when I looked again at this douchebag I realized the 42-year-old balding bastard isn’t wearing a Wii Power Glove. Is it just me or do you look at guys in public who don’t accessorize with Power Gloves and just get immediately suspicious? I know I do.

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Now that’s how you play volleyball

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John:
Swiss Supermodel Michelle Hunziker can’t figure out if she’s playing baseball or soccer. And that’s OK. Frankly, I don’t care if she can’t add or subtract.  It’s all about the title really. Most people are Mr. or Mrs. but Swiss Supermodel is so much better. But that’s just my opinion and the opinion of the entire free world. So take it with a grain of salt.

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Guess where the 4th one is?

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John:
Judging by the photo above, I’d say hell just frosted over. The only way I could ever justify Britney getting 3 Moon Men is if everybody else in the audience got 100 of them just for showing up. I have no idea how she got those awards because I would never watch the VMA’s but if I had to guess I’d say a few of the actual winners gave Britney their awards and took a ‘just for fun’ photo. If that’s the case, then this is hysterical.

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‘Bikini Killer’ stalks Christina Ricci

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John:
It’s moments like this that call for Insane-O the killer clown car. Christina Ricci and her boyfriend (whose name doesn’t matter) hit the beaches in Malibu yesterday. Ricci is a little spark plug, man. Why is she dating the Vietnam vet? You know that douche has no clue how to pleasure a woman. His idea of foreplay is probably something really pretentious like, “a good dinner and a cigar.” God, I hate this guy. He’s my new sworn enemy. Brace yourself, douchbag Bikini Killer, Ol’ John and Insan-O will be paying you a visit very, very soon.

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