Dum de dum dum, Matt

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John says:
This guy has got to be one of the biggest tools on earth. I know he’s from the south. Yes, he’s probably very charming. But if i see one more picture of this fucktard on the beach, I’m going to throw my monitor through the wall. Did you hear that, Matt. Put your shirt on and find some pavement or we’re going to loose the deposit on this duplex!

Leo says:
John, we don’t have a duplex. We have a house. Matt is fine. He’s just a little rough around the edges. That’s why girls like him. Now put the monitor down, I don’t want to loose the deposit on this apartment.

Bob says:
I agree with Leo, Matt’s not so bad, I mean he was Wooderson in the movie Dazed and Confused. It was a priceless movie, and a great roll for Matt.

Leo says:
I take it back. If Bob likes Mcconaughey, then I hope an anvil drops on Matt’s head.

Beyonce buys rare $52,000 Louis Vuitton bag

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Disgusting. What a selfish bitch. But honestly, I can’t think of a better way to spend $52,000…hhhmmmm.

Debra Messing knows fashion like I know quantum physics

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WTF is that? Really, we here at Derober want to know. What the fuck is that?

Derober takes a page from Webster’s Dictionary

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All hail Petra Nemcova!!!

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What if Bruce Willis and Demi Moore had a kid?!

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Rumor Willis is a true blue Bengal…and I don’t mean a fan of Cincinnati’s football team. Definition of “Bengal” courtesy of urbandictionary.com and Doug, (who’s sister is a whore): Ben*gal (adj.): Sweet uniform, fucked up helmet. Add this to your lexicon people.
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