Pink called Kanye West, ‘A waste of skin’

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There’s a first for everything, and for once I half agree with Pink. She hates Kanye West, and loves PETA. I too hate Kanye West, but hate PETA -one outta two ain’t bad. They both attended some fashion show and The SUN reported Pink saying,

“I was at STELLA McCARTNEY’s Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West.
“The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he’s saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!’
“There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.”

Snap.

Serena Williams could beat me in thumb wrestling

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Darby Gunpowder:
At first, I thought this was Brook Hogan, but then I noticed the pink case on her Blackberry and realized it was indeed an M-1 Abrams tank. Serena Williams needs to quit tennis and team up with Jean Claude Van Damn to single handedly win the war in the Middle East. It’s science.

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Katie Price’s ghostwriter pens children’s book

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Darby Gunpowder:
Have you ever been in the middle of reading something -say Playboy for example, and thought to yourself: “huh, I don’t give a shit about this and have no idea why I am reading it.” Yes? Good, so you can empathize with why you are reading a post about Katie Price’s new children’s book. She’s not naked and she’s wearing a hideous mermaid costume that some soccer mom made. So why is this post somewhat humorous? Katie never even wrote the book, Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book, her ghostwriter did. The kicker: it won the WH Smith Children’s Book of the Year -the effing “Oscar’s” of the book trade. Good fact checking committee.

PS What parent in their right mind buy a children’s book written by a porn star?

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Just another Hollywood divorce

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Carey Hart, not to be confused with 80s heartthrob Corey Hart, and Pink, not to be confused with a rockstar, have separated according to People. Michelle Schweitzer, Pink’s publicist spilled the beans,

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

Hollywood Halloween: A weekend introspective

 

Lindsay Lohan
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Paris Hilton

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Kiera Knightley

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Gwen Stefani

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Carrot Top

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Anyone who knows me knows that I never really celebrated my childhood, and therefore much like Michael Jackson I go to great lengths to re-live my childhood over any chance I get. What better time then Halloween–LOVE IT!! And I would like to thank our good friends over at worth1000.com for providing us with the already done photoshopped images of celebs for Halloween. They are good, we know. Enjoy Halloween everybody…you know I will.