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John:
Fact: If Lisa Rinna keeps doing sit ups like that, she’s gonna sprout a penis.
I get it, Lisa’s 45 and she keeps herself well. Maybe a little too well perhaps? Lisa is dangerously close to looking like one of those gender bending female body builders. You know, those oiled she-things that make you lose your appetite when you accidentally tune into ESPN 2 on Tuesday afternoon.
F*ck it. I don’t reed Playboy anyway and until they add a Tween category, I never will. 

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Darby Gunpowder:
My excitement when receiving this month’s Playboy was quickly erased when I tore open the black privacy plastic and found something horrible. No, Ashley Harkleroad was not on the cover again. Included in this month’s ‘Girls of the Big Ten’ issue was a full page advertisement insert for the ‘Lord’s Prayer Diamond Pendant Necklace’ No joke. No hoax. No photoshop. The insert even had: “Supplement to Playboy Magazine” printed on it, so it was NOT a mistake.
There have been rumors floating around that Playboy has been strapped for cash with layoffs and party cancellations. The fact that Playboy took ad dollars from a Christian business that obviously despises the Adult Entertainment industry is proof that Playboy is barreling through couch cushions for loose change. I hate to say it, but when Hef passes on, the magazine will most likely die with it.

If you received the same Lord’s Prayer insert in your Playboy this month too, please let me know in the comments. Click on the thumbnail below to view full size image.

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Darby Gunpowder:

Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt hosted National Lampoon’s Great American Run this past weekend. I’m not sure what this is and nor do you care as I’m sure you’ve stopped reading at this point and are happily clicking on the thumbnail of Playmate Heather Rene Smith below. Yes, that’s body paint and she is indeed bucky naked. In the absence of Kendra Wilson (the athletic, extra-trashy “Girl Next Door”) I feel the last 2 Mohicans are picking up the trash-slack she left behind by hosting an event sponsored by BluntWrap.com.

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John:
Despite having posed for The New Yorker Magazine FOR FREE, Lohan has declined Hef’s offer of $700K to strip down and show the world something we’ve all already seen.
This girl has been parading around LA for a month in nothing but see-through tops. Lohan basically one venereal desease short of hooking on Sunset Blvd. and she’s too good for Playboy? Lindsay, you’re never going to work seriosly in this town again. You’re like Pee-Wee Herman after he got arrested for flashing all those people only there are no second chances. The only second chance you’re getting is a chance to get naked again and get paid for it.

Screw it, I’m done trying to help. Here is Lohan naked. Yes, naked.

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In Columbia Pictures’ comedy THE HOUSE BUNNY, Anna Faris charms as Shelley Darlington, a Playboy Bunny who teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex - only to learn that what boys really like is what’s on the inside. Shelley is living a carefree life until a rival gets her tossed out of the Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, fate delivers her to the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. Unless they can sign a new pledge class, the seven socially clueless women will lose their house to the scheming girls of Phi Iota Mu. In order to accomplish their goal, they need Shelley to teach them the ways of makeup and men; at the same time, Shelley needs some of what the Zetas have - a sense of individuality. The combination leads all the girls to learn how to stop pretending and start being themselves.

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