What Megan Fox looks like after a date with me…

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John:
Megan Fox is actually on the set of the film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. This is basically how Derober works people: If a photo of Megan Fox is put on the internets anwhere, we post it. I don’t care what she looks like, what she’s doing, or who she’s doing it with. In fact I’m thinking about renaming the website MeganFoxHeartsCock.com but amazingly enough that name is already taken I shit you not.

Fact: Katherine McPhee’s cleavage cannot resist Wii Power Glove

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John:
Katherine McPhee rose from the dead to attend Fashion Week and we’re happy she stepped out. The fomer Idol contestant married this douchebag a year ago and everybody stopped giving a shit about her immediately. But when I looked again at this douchebag I realized the 42-year-old balding bastard isn’t wearing a Wii Power Glove. Is it just me or do you look at guys in public who don’t accessorize with Power Gloves and just get immediately suspicious? I know I do.

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My Girlfriend is beautiful and I trust her. See how that works?

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1) Who?
2) What?
3) Are you joking?

John:
1) That’s Leighton Meester, on of the stars of Gossip Girl.
2) Yes, that is a panda bear holding a fully automatic Gatlin Gun.
3) I never joke around. She’s my girlfriend and we’re going to have an alien baby with wings and I don’t care what her parents think.

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Now that’s how you play volleyball

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John:
Swiss Supermodel Michelle Hunziker can’t figure out if she’s playing baseball or soccer. And that’s OK. Frankly, I don’t care if she can’t add or subtract.  It’s all about the title really. Most people are Mr. or Mrs. but Swiss Supermodel is so much better. But that’s just my opinion and the opinion of the entire free world. So take it with a grain of salt.

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How can this photo get any hotter?

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John:
Kristen Bell and her ward, Dax, went to the beach to make PDA for the cameras. I’m just spinnin’ my wheels here but does Dax have a tattoo of a barfing dolphin on his arm? It’s probably not but I have a rule of thumb: If you have a tattoo that, from a distance, looks like a barfing dolphin, you don’t deserve to date Kristen Bell. That’s pretty much my only rule and I stick to it with military-like devotion.

Photo credit = Egotastic

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