Wait for it…

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Whether Jessica Simpson put a hex on Tony Romo’s game or not, Romo decided to send Jessica packing. According to the NY Daily News:

“A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the Dukes of Hazzard star to tell her the romance was over. “He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.”

Poor Jessica. She does everything to support Tony and what does she get? Cleated by Romo and forever hated by Dallas natives.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Never has “The Boot” been so visually displayed. This should be on post cards all over the country. It would be a fresh alternative for the dreary old breakup process we’ve all been accustomed to. No more cliche ‘lets be friends’ throw away lines. You want out, just purchase a card of Tony Romo punting Jessica’s head and ship it out. Done and done.

Jessica Simpson vexes boyfriend Romo

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Tony Romo had his worst game to date the same day his new arm ornament, Jessica Simpson, showed up to cheer him on. Coincidence? I think not. He went 0-36 and threw 20 interceptions and fumbled the ball 186 times in the Cowboys 6-82 loss to the Eagles -or something like that. I’m not a statistician. I’m a Colts fan myself so as long as Simpson shows up if the Colts meet the Cowboys in the playoffs, I’ll be a happy camper.