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David Beckham needs to teach his excuse for a wife how to tip. Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham finished their lunch date at Mondrain Hotel’s Asia de Cuba and left no tip whatsoever for their waitress. The irate waitress stormed after the aliens to presumably scalp them, but she was stopped by their bodyguards. I expect this kind of behavior out of Posh, seeing she is from the UK and mildly retarded, but surely Katie remembers tipping from back in her human days. Or maybe the pair forgot that money, in the tangible sense, still exists.

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Dee:
The Beckhams are seen here leaving a New Year’s Eve celebration at Claridge’s in London’s Mayfair section. Posh’s getup reminds me of a certain Wayland Flowers’ puppet, Madame. I give it 2 thumbs up! However, the spray tanner who glazed her Hasbro body forgot a coat of orange dye on her face.

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Dee:

FoxNews.com reports Mel B, aka Scary Spice, as being VERY touchy-feely with her fellow spice ladies. But it is Foxnews, so the story is probably a fake.

“She has tried it on us though,” Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham told Pop Tarts while pointing at Scary with arms entwined around Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton. “I’ve had to say ‘no’ so many times.”

“I mean, could you imagine waking up to this (points to Scary’s body) every day of your life?” Geri laughed. “I just can’t stop staring at your boobs…”

Wow. Scary. I can empathize with you Mel -John, Leo, and Bob are always trying to get me to make out with Victoria Beckham.

Leo
Now, now Dee. We have not limited our perverse persuasions to just has-been British pop stars… it can be any ol’ chick.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Have you ever noticed that wherever Victoria Beckham goes, her nipples are always close by. Seriously, could she possibly try any harder to put her nipples on display than she is doing right now. It seems every picture I see her in these days she’s ‘erect’. And don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy it, but could she possibly mix it up every once in a while with a bra or maybe some tape. I don’t know, just a thought.

John:
Just a little childish there, dumb Bob.

Dee:
Bob, I know the boys pick on you for being immature. I rarely side with them because they are just high functioning retards, but Posh’s nipples are really her own business.

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